Archive For June, 2003
me: ….it’s not like i’ll be like, “oh, and then he took his strong hands and pulled off my panties. then–” Gay Best Friend: you mean, “he used his ET fingers.” me: what?!?! GBF: practically every guy you date has ET fingers. GBF [again]: ET PHOOONNNEEE HOME me: [glaring] GBF: it’s just an observation
Ok, so barring cheating/slip-ups, I quit a little over a week ago. If we count slip-ups/cheats, then the official date is one week ago. See, I count the point that I stopped buying cigarettes as my “quit date,” because, to me, the distinction between whether or not I am a smoker is made when I [...]
