E.T. Fingers
By drunkenatheist | June 25, 2003
me: ….it’s not like i’ll be like, “oh, and then he took his strong hands and pulled off my panties. then–”
Gay Best Friend: you mean, “he used his ET fingers.”
me: what?!?!
GBF: practically every guy you date has ET fingers.
GBF [again]: ET PHOOONNNEEE HOME
me: [glaring]
GBF: it’s just an observation
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