I know I’m not the only one who drunk dials, but this documentation is well beyond necessary!

I call our answering machine 3 out of every 4 times I hit the bars and clubs. I don’t know why I do it, I think I just enjoy annoying my sleeping boyfriend rambling to Boyfriend even though he’s dead asleep. I never let him delete the messages. When I clean off the answering machine, I listen to my drunken messages and laugh hysterically.  The best drunken rambling on the phone was not be me, however.  It was from Gay Best Friend (GBF), who once called the house to ask Boyfriend where I was.  Boyfriend responded with “ummm, she’s with you?”  GBF denied it and then shrieked “OMG THERE SHE IS GOTTA” [click].

The worst part is that even when I’m sober, they somehow make sense to me. I guess that doesn’t say a whole lot for me.

Good times.  Good times.

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