Archive For September, 2007

Sometimes I miss my little dog.

By | September 30, 2007

Hurt like a MUTHAFUCKA. I guess my calves are more muscular than I thought.I will most likely add to this in the future.

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Hmph

By | September 27, 2007

I haven’t been feeling very focused lately, but I’ve made some fabulous purchases. If Blogger wasn’t being such an impotent penis, I could make a pretty post with pretty photos and show you what I’ve purchased. But that isn’t the case, so you’ll just have to rely on my fantabulous describing skillz. I bought pretty [...]

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Smoking. :(

By | September 26, 2007

I haven’t had a cigarette since 9.17.07. (Mom, if you’re reading, sorry. Don’t read my public blog if you don’t want to see things that might piss you off.) For those not in the know, I love to smoke and it’s the only thing I’ve ever truly been addicted to. So now I’m experiencing post-quitting [...]

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I WILL HAVE YOU ARRESTED AND THEN I WILL SUE YOU!

By | September 4, 2007

DEAR VANITY SIZING BASTARDS: Okay, I know I’ve lost a lot of weight and I know I don’t have an A+++++ relationship with my fat ass, but for fuck’s sake, there is NO REALISTIC REASON THAT I SHOULD BE WEARING A SIZE EIGHT IN CALVIN KLEIN. PERIOD. Either I have some pretty severe body dysmorphia [...]

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