Archive For December, 2007

2007 is taking one last opportunity to take a dump on my head.

By | December 31, 2007

I woke up this morning to a fucking cold. Luckily, fwb is here and she went up to Walgreens to buy me some Tylenol Cold & Sinus EXTREME so I won’t be dying during NYE festivities. It’s kicking in. I can tell because I’m getting the phenylephrine floaties, which means I’ll probably be ready to [...]

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And she can cook, too!

By | December 27, 2007

Jerk Seitan, Coconut Rice, Oven Roasted Corn on the Cob and Sweet Potato Fries.

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My relationship with my mom, summed up in one line

By | December 25, 2007

“Well, I was going to come pick you up, but now I don’t feel like it.” Merry Giftmas to all of you if you celebrate some form of it. If not, Happy Day in Which I Can’t Do Shit Because Everything is Closed.

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Resident Evil

By | December 23, 2007

So, I’ve been playing a lot of Resident Evil lately on my Wii. This probably isn’t the smartest idea in the world, considering that my best video game hours begin around 2 am and I live by myself. I also have an incredibly paranoid mother who is convinced I am going to get hacked to [...]

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I rule.

By | December 19, 2007

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Because pro-choice = all baybees must diiiiiiiiie!

By | December 18, 2007

I did a quick Google search a few minutes ago and learned that we were lucky enough to register on Jill Stanek’s radar. We also got an entire post dedicated to us over at Life Advocates. As immature as it might be, I’m very tempted to pop over to both blogs and thank them for [...]

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So this is Giftmas

By | December 12, 2007

The beautiful sake set three of my friends got me for Giftmas.

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If you call me fucking scary again, I’m gonna kick you in the nuts.

By | December 2, 2007

So, I was going to come here and provide a huge rebuttal to the common thought that I am “scary.” In this rebuttal, I was going to rattle off my insecurities — i.e., I will never be worthy of love — fears — i.e., never getting a grown-up job I like — and conclude with [...]

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