Archive For May, 2008
Drunkenatheist, Thank you for showing an interest in IKEA as an employer. After we looked at your qualifications we realized that unfortunately, at the moment, we don’t have any positions that are the right match for you. We wish you all the best in your job search and hope that you find the position that [...]
I applied at the following places: Starbucks Rittenhouse Market Consignment store on 11th (?) off South Athletic shoe store that made me want to slit my wrists Athletic shoe store that made me want to blow my brains out Guacamole Pearl Arts City Market I attempted to apply at Whole Paycheck, but they only accept [...]
Me. Not a zombie version of me who decided to nibble on my neighbor’s neck. No, it’s really me. Part of the reason is because I discovered Red Bull in the crisper drawer, but the biggest reason is because I needz dollarz. So I’ve decided to sell my soul to Retail Hell once again and [...]
Employment: Non-existant. I’m about three seconds away from webcamming for a living. Or seriously taking on a sugar daddy. Oh, and I have a shit-ton of books to mail that I haven’t gotten around to sending out yet. I should have sent them out about a week or two ago. Grades: Yeah. I have to [...]
Drinking has caused me to make a lot of new friends. Most of the time, Matt and I would go to the bar and just strike up a conversation with someone…next thing we’d know, we’re eating dinner or partying or hitting Pure with our brand new friends. It’s funny how things like that work. Most [...]
GET CONTACT INFO FOR THEM! On Saturday, after a hard night of drinking at The Scare, Mr. Matt and I decided we should partake in our traditional Gay Pizza stop. I might have been a little….blitzed. He was considerably more sober. Okay, so that’s just to make me feel better. He was definitely sober. While [...]



