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Entries from August 2008

Favorite cheap adhesive remover

August 31st, 2008 · No Comments

Walgreens Isopropyl Alcohol 91% After I ripped off two beat ass stickers from my laptop, I successfully de-gooed my computer with a few good swipes of an alcohol soaked cotton square. See, I can have love for multiple forms of alcohol!

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Tags: martha stewart is so punk rawk!

YES!

August 25th, 2008 · No Comments

FOUND MY TOKEN!  MY APARTMENT IS NOT A PIT OF TOKEN EATING HORRIBLENESS! Now I just need to dig up some more money to hold me until tomorrow.

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Tags: broke like a joke · dollar$ · fucking economy

Sometimes…

August 25th, 2008 · No Comments

….I am an idiot. So, I overdrew my checking account. NBD, I have some plans on how I will rectify that situation so the bank doesn’t eat up most of my next two weeks’ pay on NSFs. But my dumb ass didn’t realize two things: A) Wachovia (where my paycheck is drawn) has pain in [...]

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Tags: big dummies · broke like a joke · dollar$ · fucking economy

My clam sauce

August 24th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Extra Virgin Olive Oil Butter Minced garlic Salt & fresh ground WHITE pepper Dry white wine (chardonnay is cool), if you have it….like, 1/4 cup or whatever 1 can clams Parsley (crapload) Basil Oregano (a smidge) Parmigiana Reggiano, Romano, whatever grated cheese you’ve got laying around A pound of pasta 1- Boil water for pasta [...]

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Tags: fatty · hipsters are bringing this neighborhood down!

Obam-den!

August 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

My bad. It was my poor attempt at “Brangelina” or “Tomkat”ing the Democratic ticket. So, I’m not saying Biden is unqualified or a mess or anything else. But I do have to wonder how long before Biden’s next stupid comment? Can we get a pool going on? Please? Please? (In all seriousness, let’s hope Biden’s [...]

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Tags: politicks

Floating

August 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

…it’s all my life has really been. Like, yeah, I have some really fucking funny stories and I can usually draw on one no matter the situation, but most people my age have their own families, careers, houses, a good credit score…you know, GROWN UP stuff. I never really wanted to “settle down,” because that [...]

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Tags: emo

Vindication!

August 21st, 2008 · No Comments

I hate it when you’re in a really bad, head-fucky relationship that is so bad it shakes you to your core.  Like, you start to re-evaluate everything in your life.  You think that every choice you’ve made is bad and you really start to question your own sanity.  Not in some cutesy way, but to [...]

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Tags: boom boom ain't it great to be crazy? · dramz · real life nonsense · you so crazy!

JD*$&*PC(@M$W(XUJWTIO

August 5th, 2008 · No Comments

I hate those times in life when you want nothing more than to rant and rave in a public forum, but you have to worry about drama invading, and thereby detracting, from your rant.  But you really need to get everything off of your chest, because it’s either that or you are going to fucking [...]

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Tags: dramz · i'm just sayin · real life nonsense · stop on a whammy! · you so crazy!

Experiences you should have

August 3rd, 2008 · 1 Comment

Shoplift something from a huge corporate entity. Fake your own death (or at least learn how). Be a part of a fly by night move. Watch Rocky Horror Picture Show. Collect as many experiences as you can. The stories will make great ice breakers! Ply yourself with Yeungling and hold a short conversation with your [...]

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Tags: oldhead · real life nonsense