Archive For August, 2008

Favorite cheap adhesive remover

By | August 31, 2008

Walgreens Isopropyl Alcohol 91% After I ripped off two beat ass stickers from my laptop, I successfully de-gooed my computer with a few good swipes of an alcohol soaked cotton square. See, I can have love for multiple forms of alcohol!

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YES!

By | August 25, 2008

FOUND MY TOKEN!  MY APARTMENT IS NOT A PIT OF TOKEN EATING HORRIBLENESS! Now I just need to dig up some more money to hold me until tomorrow.

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Sometimes…

By | August 25, 2008

….I am an idiot. So, I overdrew my checking account. NBD, I have some plans on how I will rectify that situation so the bank doesn’t eat up most of my next two weeks’ pay on NSFs. But my dumb ass didn’t realize two things: A) Wachovia (where my paycheck is drawn) has pain in [...]

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My clam sauce

By | August 24, 2008

Extra Virgin Olive Oil Butter Minced garlic Salt & fresh ground WHITE pepper Dry white wine (chardonnay is cool), if you have it….like, 1/4 cup or whatever 1 can clams Parsley (crapload) Basil Oregano (a smidge) Parmigiana Reggiano, Romano, whatever grated cheese you’ve got laying around A pound of pasta 1- Boil water for pasta [...]

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Obam-den!

By | August 23, 2008

My bad. It was my poor attempt at “Brangelina” or “Tomkat”ing the Democratic ticket. So, I’m not saying Biden is unqualified or a mess or anything else. But I do have to wonder how long before Biden’s next stupid comment? Can we get a pool going on? Please? Please? (In all seriousness, let’s hope Biden’s [...]

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Floating

By | August 22, 2008

…it’s all my life has really been. Like, yeah, I have some really fucking funny stories and I can usually draw on one no matter the situation, but most people my age have their own families, careers, houses, a good credit score…you know, GROWN UP stuff. I never really wanted to “settle down,” because that [...]

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Vindication!

By | August 21, 2008

I hate it when you’re in a really bad, head-fucky relationship that is so bad it shakes you to your core.  Like, you start to re-evaluate everything in your life.  You think that every choice you’ve made is bad and you really start to question your own sanity.  Not in some cutesy way, but to [...]

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JD*$&*PC(@M$W(XUJWTIO

By | August 5, 2008

I hate those times in life when you want nothing more than to rant and rave in a public forum, but you have to worry about drama invading, and thereby detracting, from your rant.  But you really need to get everything off of your chest, because it’s either that or you are going to fucking [...]

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Experiences you should have

By | August 3, 2008

Shoplift something from a huge corporate entity. Fake your own death (or at least learn how). Be a part of a fly by night move. Watch Rocky Horror Picture Show. Collect as many experiences as you can. The stories will make great ice breakers! Ply yourself with Yeungling and hold a short conversation with your [...]

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