Archive For August, 2008
Walgreens Isopropyl Alcohol 91% After I ripped off two beat ass stickers from my laptop, I successfully de-gooed my computer with a few good swipes of an alcohol soaked cotton square. See, I can have love for multiple forms of alcohol!
FOUND MY TOKEN! MY APARTMENT IS NOT A PIT OF TOKEN EATING HORRIBLENESS! Now I just need to dig up some more money to hold me until tomorrow.
….I am an idiot. So, I overdrew my checking account. NBD, I have some plans on how I will rectify that situation so the bank doesn’t eat up most of my next two weeks’ pay on NSFs. But my dumb ass didn’t realize two things: A) Wachovia (where my paycheck is drawn) has pain in [...]
Extra Virgin Olive Oil Butter Minced garlic Salt & fresh ground WHITE pepper Dry white wine (chardonnay is cool), if you have it….like, 1/4 cup or whatever 1 can clams Parsley (crapload) Basil Oregano (a smidge) Parmigiana Reggiano, Romano, whatever grated cheese you’ve got laying around A pound of pasta 1- Boil water for pasta [...]
My bad. It was my poor attempt at “Brangelina” or “Tomkat”ing the Democratic ticket. So, I’m not saying Biden is unqualified or a mess or anything else. But I do have to wonder how long before Biden’s next stupid comment? Can we get a pool going on? Please? Please? (In all seriousness, let’s hope Biden’s [...]
…it’s all my life has really been. Like, yeah, I have some really fucking funny stories and I can usually draw on one no matter the situation, but most people my age have their own families, careers, houses, a good credit score…you know, GROWN UP stuff. I never really wanted to “settle down,” because that [...]
I hate it when you’re in a really bad, head-fucky relationship that is so bad it shakes you to your core. Like, you start to re-evaluate everything in your life. You think that every choice you’ve made is bad and you really start to question your own sanity. Not in some cutesy way, but to [...]
Shoplift something from a huge corporate entity. Fake your own death (or at least learn how). Be a part of a fly by night move. Watch Rocky Horror Picture Show. Collect as many experiences as you can. The stories will make great ice breakers! Ply yourself with Yeungling and hold a short conversation with your [...]
