I’d love to say that “JuicyGate” was all a ploy to bump my blog stats, but jacking up my website visits was simply a great side effect. Is this how intrawebz phenomena start?

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(AKA – A Defense of Trolling) There are some things we need to note before I can continue with this post: A) I’m a lil bit white trash.  I have no problems admitting this and, frankly, I’d rather come from working class roots than have everything handed to me by Mommy and Daddy without ever [...]

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…everything I do has a reason.  Whether it’s for the lulz or because you trashed me in front of one of my friends (or both!), I have a reason.

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….is using the “classmate finder” function on Facebook, finding someone whose name you don’t recognize, but who has multiple friends in common with you, and then having it dawn on you that (first name, last name) is actually (first name, maiden name). It’s not so much the “ooooh!  So and so got married!” that makes [...]

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I have 32 saved drafts on my blog, ranging from “OMG! SARAH PALIN IS SO LIKE A VPILF!” (a commentary on sexism directed at Governor Palin) to “My love affair with stuff” (self-explanatory) to “Cops” (when I thought being a cop in a suburban district was a good life plan for me.  Trust me, there’s [...]

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According to my blog stats, people have been googling “drunkenatheist” to get to this site.  I don’t know if I should be flattered or creeped out by it. Probably creeped out, ’cause it’s probably an ex or a former friend e-stalking me.  I just hope that whether it’s a secret admirer…or a secret admirer, it’s [...]

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I’m trying to keep back from screaming “I FUCKING QUIT THIS HELLHOLE” at the next person who speaks to me like I’m mentally retarded. This means hunting around for a better paying and more conveniently located employer that might be a hair higher on the “challenging” scale is in order.

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Maybe it’s just me, but Temple seemed to get a lot uglier over the summer. Bye-bye, cheap & meaningless school hookups.  I’m sticking to the bars.

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