Lately, I have been listening to a lot of Cake & Weezer. Maybe this is my way of getting in touch with my youth, but I’d like to think that it’s just because I have taste.

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It’s probably a good thing that no one has ever bugged my home, because then you’d catch me thinking out loud a lot and/or remarking things such as “HAHA! I AM AN ASSHOLE” on a regular basis.  In a similar vein, I also enjoy narrating my life! You’d also catch me googling lots of random [...]

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I don’t like feelings. I mean, I can feel feelings just fine.  I simply don’t like them because they go and fuck up everything.  Who wants that? Like, you can be having a perfectly fun time and someone has to go fuck it all up by admitting some sort of emotional investment towards you. I [...]

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I used to try subliminal messages in my papers.  Cause it was funny to me.

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Dear Fellow Third Party Hippies, Please, please, please realize that acting like a confrontational turd is NOT the way to get things done.  It is the anti-way to get things done. The proper way to get shit done is to actually TALK to others, even if you disagree with them, and try to come to [...]

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Right-wing extremists and sports!  Oh yippee!

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I has pneumonia.  It is yucky. I also has prednisone.   It makes me not sleep. The only good thing is that I got lotsa laundry done.  Oh, and I guess the fact that I went to the doctor’s super duper early instead of trying to suffer through it and hope it would go bye [...]

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I don’t know how it happened, but I managed to get sick yesterday.  I used a homemade Neti Pot (which feels more weird than owie/uncomfortable) and flushed out yucky crap from my nasal passages.  After I got over my eyes feeling weird, I suddenly wanted to pass out and conked out for…..awhile on one of [...]

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1) No, I did not write this. 2) No, I do not support the distasteful language used in it, but am reposting it here in the interest of free speech and because I think it’s funny. —- Yo I heard some muthafuckas be gettin on my bitch [drunkenatheist]‘s shit… UH-UHHHHHHHHH you haven’t heard? Bout to [...]

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You have no idea.  My house is a mess, but it’s adorable and I have awesome roommates who – contrary to popular belief – want me to live with them. Some of the issues: * Batty former roommate who is technically subletting to me acting like a fucking whackjob. * Lots of boxes. Lots of [...]

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