I don’t like feelings.

I mean, I can feel feelings just fine.  I simply don’t like them because they go and fuck up everything.  Who wants that?

Like, you can be having a perfectly fun time and someone has to go fuck it all up by admitting some sort of emotional investment towards you.

I know, some of you cynical bastards think this is unhealthy.  Oh. What. Fucking. Ever.  There is nothing unhealthy about forcing your emotions down into the pit of your stomach and repressing everything.  I know some of you pussies will try to tell me that’s how we get shit like high blood pressure, heart attacks, and severe mental/emotional issues that take years to straighten out, but I say “my body, my choice.”

Fucking feelings.