I find lima beans revolting, so I don’t eat them. It’s a shocking concept that so many people simply don’t grasp.
Read more »
There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.
Read more »
Hug Machine is perhaps the funniest shit ever. I was introduced to it by a Livejournaler a few years ago, and I still damn near piss myself laughing every time I read it. In it’s entirety: hug machine i see you across the street in the library at a Starbucks or at an emo concert [...]
Read more »
A year and a half ago, I picked an argument with my live-in boyfriend for the sole purpose of breaking up with him. Before I left for class, I calmly announced “maybe I should get my own apartment.” He dropped me off at the train and came back after work with my dog. I remember [...]
Read more »
