Say what you will about me…

By | January 20, 2009

…but hot damn, either the cougars are a hot commodity at Temple or I’m aging really well.  I just can’t shake the younger boyfriends (and girlfriend).

And I’m apparently almost down to my vegan weight (and only outweighing Roommate #1 – the skinny bitch that she is – by under 15 lbs)?  How the fuck did that happen?

And I have one of my most favoritest professors ever this semester, who is a bit of a bitch, but in the way I adore.

And I can probably talk the head of the Women’s Studies program into counting that history course towards my WMST portion of my degree.

And Libertarian Boyfriend and I will have another class together starting in about 20 minutes.  (HIS IDEA, NOT MINE.)  It should be one of the lulziest academic experiences in my life.

And Roommates #1 & 2 are good people who you should be honored to have in your life.  Srsly, you have no idea.

And I’m already planning my birthday drunken banger.  CAUSE 3-0 FALLS ON A FRIDAY.  EVEN MY 21ST FELL ON A CRAP DAY (Monday).  THIS IS THE FIRST WEEKEND BIRTHDAY I’VE HAD SINCE, LIKE, 23.  (And considering that 29 got ruined due to my most recent ex’s bullshit, as well as her and a former friend bickering like little assholes, I am determined to make 30 my most banginest birthday to date.)  I am ready to start a countdown until April 24th.  SO PSYCHED.

So, 2009, could you plz not crap out on me in March?  Cause laid out on paper, shit is great and I’d really hate to be damning 2009 to hell come April.

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  • Skinny Bitch

    :D

    Hey, just because my Wii Fit age is LESS than HALF of yours doesn't mean I'm a bitch.

    It's the fact that I rub your shortcomings in your face.

    Also, my lab today got canceled, because no one has their schedule set yet, and people are gay.

    And JDemp just suggested that the way to out more gays is to unleash another epidemic among the community. The lulz. Oh the lulz.

    OMG I NEED TO REMEMBER TO GO TO THE POST OFFICE AT 9TH AND DICKINSON.

    Yay for comments that make NO sense.

  • Skinny Bitch

    Also!

    The nail biting is a month out! No nibbles, no cracked cuticles, no nothing!

    Huzzah! Bow down to my epic will power of justice.

  • http://www.drunkenatheist.com drunkenatheist

    My Wii Fit age is only so high because I can't balance worth a shit. Remember, my BMI is within the "healthy weight" range…I'm just an uncoordinated jackass.

    And I don't think we should kristallnacht the community just for the lulz. Although, on second thought, that would be lulzy as shit.

    AND YES YOU NEED TO GO TO THE POST OFFICE! MAYBE WE CAN GO TOGETHER IT WILL BE A BONDING EXPERIENCE!!!

  • Skinny Bitch

    You can't balance because you're OLD.

  • http://www.drunkenatheist.com drunkenatheist

    Apparently 29 is the new 80.

    Does this mean I've outlived my life expectancy?