…but hot damn, either the cougars are a hot commodity at Temple or I’m aging really well. I just can’t shake the younger boyfriends (and girlfriend).
And I’m apparently almost down to my vegan weight (and only outweighing Roommate #1 – the skinny bitch that she is – by under 15 lbs)? How the fuck did that happen?
And I have one of my most favoritest professors ever this semester, who is a bit of a bitch, but in the way I adore.
And I can probably talk the head of the Women’s Studies program into counting that history course towards my WMST portion of my degree.
And Libertarian Boyfriend and I will have another class together starting in about 20 minutes. (HIS IDEA, NOT MINE.) It should be one of the lulziest academic experiences in my life.
And Roommates #1 & 2 are good people who you should be honored to have in your life. Srsly, you have no idea.
And I’m already planning my birthday drunken banger. CAUSE 3-0 FALLS ON A FRIDAY. EVEN MY 21ST FELL ON A CRAP DAY (Monday). THIS IS THE FIRST WEEKEND BIRTHDAY I’VE HAD SINCE, LIKE, 23. (And considering that 29 got ruined due to my most recent ex’s bullshit, as well as her and a former friend bickering like little assholes, I am determined to make 30 my most banginest birthday to date.) I am ready to start a countdown until April 24th. SO PSYCHED.
So, 2009, could you plz not crap out on me in March? Cause laid out on paper, shit is great and I’d really hate to be damning 2009 to hell come April.
9 responses so far ↓
1 this is great // Jan 22, 2009 at 1:12
if you are about to be 30, you should have graduated by now.
just saying.
maybe you need to reevaluate your life as oppose to former friends and exs.
2 also awesome // Jan 22, 2009 at 1:30
my grandchildren are probably set to graduate before you.
and even so. with the way you look like a hot mess, you’ll never get a job.
in anything.
honestly.
3 i'm so drunk // Jan 22, 2009 at 1:43
why do you look like such a whore all the time?
4 drunkenatheist // Jan 22, 2009 at 8:52
@ “this is great”:
Wow. Critiquing my age. If you were trying to offend me, you succeeded. I’m quite offended by your lack of creativity, not your lame version of an insult.
PS- that should be “opposed.”
@ “also awesome”:
O rly?
http://gaylife.about.com/od/gayparentingadoption/a/gaycoupleadopt_2.htm
Unless you have high hopes for dying alone, in which case, maybe you will have grandkids!
@ “drunk”:
Goddamn, even more uncreative than the first.
Srsly, guys, get a little more creative. At least give me the written equivalent of hairy balls dunked into wine glasses.
5 Skinny Bitch // Jan 22, 2009 at 9:06
Hey, just because my Wii Fit age is LESS than HALF of yours doesn’t mean I’m a bitch.
It’s the fact that I rub your shortcomings in your face.
Also, my lab today got canceled, because no one has their schedule set yet, and people are gay.
And JDemp just suggested that the way to out more gays is to unleash another epidemic among the community. The lulz. Oh the lulz.
OMG I NEED TO REMEMBER TO GO TO THE POST OFFICE AT 9TH AND DICKINSON.
Yay for comments that make NO sense.
6 Skinny Bitch // Jan 22, 2009 at 9:23
Also!
The nail biting is a month out! No nibbles, no cracked cuticles, no nothing!
Huzzah! Bow down to my epic will power of justice.
7 drunkenatheist // Jan 22, 2009 at 9:23
My Wii Fit age is only so high because I can’t balance worth a shit. Remember, my BMI is within the “healthy weight” range…I’m just an uncoordinated jackass.
And I don’t think we should kristallnacht the community just for the lulz. Although, on second thought, that would be lulzy as shit.
AND YES YOU NEED TO GO TO THE POST OFFICE! MAYBE WE CAN GO TOGETHER IT WILL BE A BONDING EXPERIENCE!!!
8 Skinny Bitch // Jan 22, 2009 at 10:22
You can’t balance because you’re OLD.
9 drunkenatheist // Jan 22, 2009 at 12:55
Apparently 29 is the new 80.
Does this mean I’ve outlived my life expectancy?
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