* Helps you up when you twist your ankle and fall flat on your ass when meeting his close friends
* Doesn’t judge when you puke on his couch from drinking on an empty stomach
* Cleans up your drunken mess, including washing your clothes
* Helps you into the shower after this mess
* Nurses your hangover that lasted until 3:30 in the afternoon and checks in on you without being annoying
* Grabs you frozen stir fry vegetables to put on your head, which of course, feels like a fucking spike is driving through it
* Gets you yummy Hawaiian pizza to cure your hangover!
* Takes you to the nearby cafe to get coffee and spend a little more time together before he has to get dinner with his parents
* Drives you home instead of making you do the 6 block walk in 28 degree weather

A++, my friends, A++