Hey kids, Temple never cancels classes for inclement weather.
By drunkenatheist | January 28, 2009
IF ONE MORE ON CAMPUS DWELLING CRY BABY COMPLAINS ABOUT TEMPLE NOT CANCELING CLASSES TODAY, I MAY VERY WELL CURB STOMP SOME MOTHERFUCKERS.
Seriously? We got 2, maybe 3 inches, and most of it is slush right now. If we had 6+ inches dumped on us and Temple didn’t cancel classes, I could be a lot more sympathetic. But for fuck’s sake, 2 inches? That’s nothing and it’s to be expected in Philly.
The worst part is that all of the on-campus cry babies who are complaining the most have to realistically walk no more than about 4 blocks to get from their dorms to class. These are liberal arts majors who live right on Cecil B, so they might have to walk from 13th to 11th and from Cecil B to Berks. OH CRY ME A FUCKING RIVER. My boyfriend walks further than that to the subway, and he wasn’t whining about it this morning. I walked about 5 blocks from his place to the subway, then about another 8 blocks home. OH MY GOD I BET HAVE HYPOTHERMIA FROM THAT.
Maybe I’m just a crotchety old fuck, but goddamn. I don’t even think my high school would close for two inches of snow, especially not when it’s raining and above freezing.
DAMN KIDS WITH THEIR INTERNET AND HYBRID CARS AND FANCY SPACE MACHINES!
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