Archive For February, 2009
Reasons why I keep my mouth about Israel vs. Palestine: I cannot stop watching this shit. Yeah, yeah, I know it’s Hamas propaganda, but holy fuck, it’s really funny. I mean, if you can get over the Filthy Zionist Jew Murderers of Children shtick. (Though that might be Libertarian Boyfriend’s new nickname. I’m not sure [...]
I have such a difficult time getting started on papers. This is ten times more true when the assignment is simply an idiotic waste of my time. This is even fifteen times more true when the idiotic waste of my time is for a professor who can’t give an organized lecture to save his life, [...]
As promised, here is the continuation of the Neo-con bourgoise hell. So, we came to the check-in table for the event and signed in. We made it through the creepiest parts of the event – or so we thought. Upon entering the room, we noticed that it was a sea of white faces. Well, with [...]
As I think I’ve mentioned before, Libertarian Boyfriend and I have a class together. (This class is taught by a half-braindead, war mongering Neo-con “historian” who probably thinks that both Full Metal Jacket and Platoon made the same pro-Vietnam War argument and who couldn’t give you a good, concise, historically and factually accurate history of [...]
In a fit of menstrual whining, I may have possibly said the following to Libertarian Boyfriend: “IF YOU REALLY CARED ABOUT ME, YOU’D GIVE ME AN EMERGENCY HYSTERECTOMY!” He didn’t take me up on it. Bastard.
You know what I love? When you’re having a “debate” with someone who can’t bother to source or cite a claim and states everything as if it were definitive fact. For example: Studies claim blah blah blah blah. Okay, what study? Who put it out? How long ago was it? Where was the sample drawn [...]
The dramatic retelling is coming soon. This is what is being emailed to my TA: Drunkenatheist American Military Culture February 10, 2009 Extra credit assignment #1 – Abraham Lincoln: Commander-in-Chief Last night, I attended the presentation Abraham Lincoln: Commander-in-Chief, hosted by the Foreign Policy Research Institute at the Union League. While I realize the focus [...]
I love me some hope and change! But what I love more is how the party sticks to their supposed core beliefs! (And yes, I realize this article is from, like, the day after inauguration.) Inaugural revelers are lucky they didn’t get fined for littering. As crowds cleared the city Tuesday, their trash covered the [...]
Democrats, why aren’t you complaining about faith-based initiatives this time around? Could it be because Saint Obama can do no wrong? Or could it really be that the only differences between the Democrats and the Republicans are that Dems are slightly more progressive on their views about abortion and gays? (Well, except for the times [...]
