Barack Obama is Tired of Your Motherfucking Shit.

I found it through chrissmari.org. You’ll be happy to know that my new texting ringtone on Libertarian Boyfriend’s phone is now “Sure, you can have my number, baby!” And well, the thought of the President trying to scam bar ass makes me giggle. Hard. Then again, that might be because of the third comment down: ‘Get this motherfucking stimulus package on my motherfucking desk NOW, bitches!’

Despite the fact that Barry O was reading quote from a quoted high school friend in his book, I can’t stop thinking of Black Bush. And yeah, I admit it, this was partially a ploy to link one of the Black Bush sketches to my blog. (Now, as luck would have it, I want nothing more than to have a Chappelle Show marathon, but that’s a little impossible at school.) Cause dawg, I think I would like this country so much more with Mos Def as the head of the CIA and could look forward to a random old Black dude yelling “CRADLE OF MOTHERFUCKIN CIVILIZATION” and “you had better pray to GOD HE DON’T DROP THAT CAKE” during press conferences.

Just sayin.

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