Archive For April, 2009
Yeah, I’m a little behind. This is for 4/20, because getting blazed and celebrating pot culture is certainly more worthwhile than actually doing something about it. Oh, wait, I forgot! Potheads are doing something about it! They’re voting Democrat! And so should you! KEEP VOTING DEMOCRAT, CAUSE OMG! THAT’S LIKE SO PROGRESSIVE! YAY! HOPECHANGEHOPECHANGEHOPECHANGE! This [...]
This story was brought to my attention by a Facebook friend, who posted the link earlier today. While it certainly sucks to have been scammed out of thousands of dollars, I have one big question: how fucking stupid are you? Seriously, the first page of the article contains this passage: Bobby started making the trip [...]
Oh Gn’R is always so conflicted for me as a left-wing feminist. On one hand, my Jersey roots force me to love the spandex and high hair. On the other hand, they’re just so damn degrading towards women. I guess I rationalize it by donating more time and money to Planned Parenthood.
Installment #8. This song always reminds me of my friend Will (locate-able on the innertubez under “The Art of Worldly Wisdom”). If I had bourbon – okay, if I liked bourbon – I’d pour myself a glass, watch this video and think of you, dawg. Instead, I’ll just watch this video, smoke a cigarette, and [...]
