You’ll be happy to know that the menace to society known as Kari Ferrell has been caught by self-righteous, sexist “musician” Sam Tremble.

Don’t worry though, Tremble didn’t get scammed. Instead, that whorey whorey sluttified cuntrag bitch only OMG WASTED HIS TIME! YEAH!

Unfortunately for Tremble – who supposedly posted his poorly written, bitter, sexist diatribe to “set the record straight!” – Ferrell’s wiki does not properly credit him. OH NOES! Because feeling the need to “set the record straight” surely isn’t a sign of needing attention. At all.

Anyway, as you can imagine, there is a lot of butthurt going on in the comment section of that blog post. For the most part, it’s white kids acting like smartasses and continually posting “stop snitching,” with butthurt, uptight white people whining about how the “stop snitching” mentality is awful. There’s also the cliched comments of “IF U DONT LIKE DA COPS, THEN DONT CALL DEM” from functionally illiterate 16 year old white kids from the suburbs. Let’s not forget the tons of comments about how this omg! scum! should rot in jail. Yes, because that won’t teach her how to be a better criminal or anything. And, for good measure, throw in a few “OMG BUT WHO WOULD LIE ABOUT CANCERS?!?!??!?!? THAT MEANS IT’S OKAY FOR ME TO GET SCAMMED!” As I said here and on the Clog link, I live in a society that tells me I was “asking for it” if I get raped – under all but maybe 1% of circumstances – yet I’m not allowed to say “hey dumb fuck, didn’t you think it sounded weird that this chick was smoking weed and partying when she had stage 4 lung cancer?”

But what do I know? That would only MAKE SENSE.

Now, if only Philadelphia Police could extend this same sort of work ethic to real crimes. Like, ones that physically hurt others. That might be super cool. Oh wait, lulz, they didn’t actually do much of any work. They relied on a hipster douche who watches too much Law & Order: SVU (for the irony of Ice-T as a cop, of course!) to set up a mad sting operation. Maybe Tremble could get a job with PPD?

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