Archive For May, 2009

First they came for my cigarettes…

By | May 13, 2009

…now they’re going after my precious, precious life sustaining soda. It’s cool, though, it’s not as if this is another tax that might unfairly impact the poor/working/lower-solidly middle classes more than the upper middle classes/wealthy. GOBAMA!

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Search terms used to find my blog.

By | May 9, 2009

killer talking jews fuck reagan the day the holocaust ended This amuses me to no end. I also often get “university fucking,” which some might argue is a sign that I curse too often/much on this here blog, but just actually encourages me.

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And in more Hipster Grifter news!

By | May 9, 2009

This links gives some great insight into Ferrell’s motivations and backstory. (And if you can’t discern the humor in the story, then you might not want to talk to marginally attractive Asian chicks who work for Vice.)

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Ugh.

By | May 7, 2009

So, I’m now 12 days into being a preachy ex-smoker fuck. The biggest reason I didn’t want to quit (aside from the fear of gaining a little bit of weight) was that once you go from addict to former addict, it’s like going from uber cool to fucking dork. Like, your Tuesday night goes from [...]

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Snitches get stitches and then dig ditches…and poo their britches…bitches.

By | May 7, 2009

You’ll be happy to know that the menace to society known as Kari Ferrell has been caught by self-righteous, sexist “musician” Sam Tremble. Don’t worry though, Tremble didn’t get scammed. Instead, that whorey whorey sluttified cuntrag bitch only OMG WASTED HIS TIME! YEAH! Unfortunately for Tremble – who supposedly posted his poorly written, bitter, sexist [...]

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I agree, little buddy. I agree.

By | May 1, 2009

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