I am following both Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson on Twitter. Come on, if you know me, then you know that I can’t resist some good old-fashioned dyke drama. PS- Happy 200th post to me!

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Want a good indicator of someone’s insanity? Think about the craziest shit you’d believe they’d do. Yep, that’s what I thought.

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I swear, I ought to write haiku about these bad boys: fuck sotomayor gapping huhg brown wet assholes fuck sonia shit i can’t afford make my panty wet panties parties nj fop shield store es is zeit fur rache es ist zeit fur fucking economy boom boom don’t you like to be crazy libertarian party [...]

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Our newest experiment is mint extract. That’s right, I said it: mint extract. We decided to roll with mint because mint extract is awesome to have on hand for holiday baking (think mint brownies and mint chocolate cookies). Well, that and because we came home from Libertarian Boyfriend’s parents’ house with a gallon sized Ziplock [...]

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Am I the only one who thinks Bob Barr is the white Chaka Fattah? Exhibit A: Congressman Chaka Fattah (D-PA) Exhibit B: Former Congressman & 2008 Faux Libertarian Presidential Candidate (R-GA) Well, lookswise, at least. Because you know as well as I do that Chaka Fattah would be way more fun to party with than [...]

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Is that it started out with me shouting “get me Jesus! No, really, I know him and I need you to get him over here” and ended with hearing a story about a young closet case getting outed by a stoned and drunk Stevie Nicks. Sometimes my life is such an interesting place.

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Now, I’m not saying that our military is made up of Nazis, but I am saying that there is a striking resemblance between the two photos. Nazi Germany: The last episode of Stephen Colbert’s USO tour, during which a commander officer thought it would be cutesy to command NCOs to do the Hokey Pokey: Amirite? [...]

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It’s sweaty here and posting videos takes so little brain power. Plus, who doesn’t love Mel Brooks?

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Is that this hipster on hipster e-violence has probably netted Chapterhouse Cafe tons more business. -20 points for the owners/friends of owners for acting like douchebags on the Yelp boards -20 points for phillygrrl for labeling the owners as hipsters given the Philly related links on the right sidebar of the blog This is a [...]

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This is a list that I initially created for Livejournal’s original pro-choice community. Since then, it has been slightly modified into the list you see before you. Since I’ve received a rather sizable spike in traffic from Dr. Tiller’s murder yesterday, I felt that it was appropriate to repost this list. If you are pro-choice, [...]

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