Am I the only one who thinks Bob Barr is the white Chaka Fattah?

Exhibit A:

Congressman Chaka Fattah (D-PA)

Exhibit B:

Former Congressman & 2008 Faux Libertarian Presidential Candidate (R-GA)

Well, lookswise, at least. Because you know as well as I do that Chaka Fattah would be way more fun to party with than Bob Barr. Considering I have it on good authority that all Boob Bob Barr can do is talk about himself in the third person a la Facebook status and stare at The Twins, I’d much rather knock back some pricey bottles of white wine and rip on whitey with Chaka any day.

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