Archive For July, 2009

SHAZZAM!

By | July 28, 2009

I totally stole this photo from Smorgasbite.com So… I figured out a pretty decent approximation of Trader Joe’s Spicy Fat-free Black Bean Dip. Step 1: Puree the living crap out of the following: 15.5 oz black beans (drained & rinsed) 1/4 c water 2 T tomato paste 1/4 t onion powder 1 T apple cider [...]

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Ugh.

By | July 21, 2009

This afternoon, we drove out to West Chester to run some errands and saw a few dozen horses, about 4 cows, and a beaver.  Every single animal made me cry like a big idiot because they’re so cute. Moments like this make me hate my other half.  Up until him, I had a cold, blackened [...]

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Why my neighborhood rules..

By | July 20, 2009

This is also why the new insult in our home is “Suck my huevos!” Please note the locally made, blue corn tortillas we picked up from the Mexican butcher down the street for $1.  Yum!

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Top Five Old People Foods I Love

By | July 20, 2009

Oatmeal Liverwurst Meat loaf Tapioca pudding Wheaties Don’t judge me.  All of these foods are delicious and you know it.

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Cyndi Lauper & Lil’ Kim – Time After Time/Lighters Up

By | July 19, 2009

Holy fuck, this is awesome. Granted, it comes across as a little Dynamite Hack’s Boyz in da Hood (especially around the 2 minute mark), but this is still fucking…dope. And yes, “dope” is the most appropriate descriptor for this video. Sometimes Perez Hilton is worth viewing!

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More reasons why I’m not a fan of Sotomayor.

By | July 16, 2009

Since many of my new readers have come here from Google searches for “fuck sonia,” “fuck sotomayor,” and “fuck sonia sotomayor,” I figure I’ll just do a link dump with some reasons why I think you should have a problem with Sotomayor’s nomination. It’s a moot point, because it took Democrats and Sotomayor opponents about [...]

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Forces of Evil – Angry Anthem

By | July 9, 2009

Unfortunately, the sound quality is shitty. It’s better than the first one I found, which sounds like someone held a tape recorder up an iPod speaker. The video is idiotic, but the song is A++.

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Palin’s resignation

By | July 6, 2009

I’m so glad that Sarah Palin can still inspire classism and sexism amongst progressives. Huzzah!

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