I totally stole this photo from Smorgasbite.com So… I figured out a pretty decent approximation of Trader Joe’s Spicy Fat-free Black Bean Dip. Step 1: Puree the living crap out of the following: 15.5 oz black beans (drained & rinsed) 1/4 c water 2 T tomato paste 1/4 t onion powder 1 T apple cider [...]
Entries from July 2009
SHAZZAM!
July 28th, 2009 · No Comments
Tags: fatty
Ugh.
July 21st, 2009 · No Comments
This afternoon, we drove out to West Chester to run some errands and saw a few dozen horses, about 4 cows, and a beaver. Every single animal made me cry like a big idiot because they’re so cute. Moments like this make me hate my other half. Up until him, I had a cold, blackened [...]
Tags: gushy · libertarian boyfriend · my life is a funny place
Why my neighborhood rules..
July 20th, 2009 · No Comments
This is also why the new insult in our home is “Suck my huevos!” Please note the locally made, blue corn tortillas we picked up from the Mexican butcher down the street for $1. Yum!
Tags: fatty · hipsters are bringing this neighborhood down! · libertarian boyfriend
Top Five Old People Foods I Love
July 20th, 2009 · 1 Comment
Oatmeal Liverwurst Meat loaf Tapioca pudding Wheaties Don’t judge me. All of these foods are delicious and you know it.
Tags: fatty · top five lists
Cyndi Lauper & Lil’ Kim – Time After Time/Lighters Up
July 19th, 2009 · 1 Comment
Holy fuck, this is awesome. Granted, it comes across as a little Dynamite Hack’s Boyz in da Hood (especially around the 2 minute mark), but this is still fucking…dope. And yes, “dope” is the most appropriate descriptor for this video. Sometimes Perez Hilton is worth viewing!
Tags: videos
More reasons why I’m not a fan of Sotomayor.
July 16th, 2009 · No Comments
Since many of my new readers have come here from Google searches for “fuck sonia,” “fuck sotomayor,” and “fuck sonia sotomayor,” I figure I’ll just do a link dump with some reasons why I think you should have a problem with Sotomayor’s nomination. It’s a moot point, because it took Democrats and Sotomayor opponents about [...]
Tags: stop on a whammy! · the big two parties love the constitution!
Forces of Evil – Angry Anthem
July 9th, 2009 · No Comments
Unfortunately, the sound quality is shitty. It’s better than the first one I found, which sounds like someone held a tape recorder up an iPod speaker. The video is idiotic, but the song is A++.
Tags: videos
Palin’s resignation
July 6th, 2009 · 6 Comments
I’m so glad that Sarah Palin can still inspire classism and sexism amongst progressives. Huzzah!

