Ugh.
By drunkenatheist | July 21, 2009
This afternoon, we drove out to West Chester to run some errands and saw a few dozen horses, about 4 cows, and a beaver. Every single animal made me cry like a big idiot because they’re so cute.
Moments like this make me hate my other half. Up until him, I had a cold, blackened soul, and I liked it. People used to fear me and they knew I had it in me to ruin their lives if they so much as thought a negative thing about me. Now I cry at cute animals, stop to look at baby clothes in Target, and try to keep from stealing 4 year olds in martial arts costumes uniforms.
Damn him.
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