Man, oh man, what a bitch! How dare she put some sexist twerp in his place!

Here’s a brief synopsis of the “OMG! Hillary Clinton outburst!  OMG!”:

Hillary Clinton, former First Lady and Senator of New York and current Secretary of State, is on some diplomatic mission in the Congo.  While there, some kid asks her what Bill Clinton and some basketball player think about an international financial matter.  Clinton responds with “[w]ait. You want me to tell you what my husband thinks? … My husband is not the secretary of state; I am. So you ask my opinion, I will tell you my opinion. I’m not going to be channeling my husband.”

This is, predictably, a media clusterfuck that essentially breaks down to “silly women and their hysterical brains!  I’m so glad Hillary didn’t win the presidency, otherwise she’d get PMS and push the button!  LOLLERSKATES!”

I’m not sure if I’m more offended by the fact that some kid wants the opinion of Secretary Clinton’s husband over hers or some NBA star who happened to be a Congolese native over hers.  Either way, it’s comforting to be reminded – once again – that my education, experience, status, and job title mean nothing due to that unfortunate, cursed vagina I have.  Thank goodness I have a man in my life, or else I’d certainly be nothing.  Maybe when I have a great job with tons of fame and status, I can just default to his opinion on everything!

If I could only be so lucky!

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