Archive For June, 2010
Libertarian Boyfriend and I often joke that undercover cops will show up to college parties, bars, and Phish concerts in BDUs, jackboots, and t-shirts with their freshly trimmed crew cuts to announce “EXCUSE ME, DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET SOME GREEN, STICKY BUD? THANK YOU, CITIZEN!” You know, this video doesn’t exactly destroy [...]
Is Al Gore gonna have to choke a bitch? A national tabloid magazine has published a story discussing allegations made by a Portland woman against former Vice President Al Gore. The Portland Police Bureau does not generally disclose information regarding sex crimes, as they are deemed confidential. However, because of the high-profile nature of this [...]
Finally, I’m almost at stage two of completing my major dental work. In 6 days, I will be heading up to Penn Dental to get my dental implant. I am so not looking forward to it. Luckily, it’s only going to set us back around $300 (thank the gods I do not believe in for dental [...]
I made the mistake of adding an acquaintance from elementary/middle/high school on Facebook and every day since then, I’ve been treated to some griping via Facebook status about her life. These gripes make up the bulk of her Facebook statuses and usually consist of the following: Wah, my job sucks. Wah, where I live [...]
Yes kids, Ice-T wasn’t always that streetwise cop on SVU. He was actually a pretty hardcore muthafucker. And I think that’s all I should probably say, given that I’m two mint juleps deep and it’s one of Libertarian Boyfriend’s few nights off.
Well now, this makes me feel validated about arguing with racists over Lou Barletta. Yes, please, let’s see other states’ economies fucking collapse. That seems like a good move. As American as it is to rape and pillage other cultures, their land, and their people for all they’re worth, I (not so) secretly hope that [...]
…I am, however, saying that this guy is. I promise, this is the last from our buddy Craig. I won’t even post the inevitable response from him: Save all that mummbo jummbo bullshit conversation for your momma. The bottom line is I didn’t know that freecycle bullshit address was amongst my friends e-mail lists. If [...]
