Archive For The “2010 it’s raining men!” Category

Giftmas season has begun!

By | November 27, 2010

I’ve already got my two favorite things for this season: a decorated Christmas tree and the much coveted Candy Cane Joe-Joe’s. I’m not so sure I’ve expressed just how much I love Giftmas time.  I was a woman on a mission today, and that mission (getting up my Giftmas tree) was successful. Since I actually [...]

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Gridlock FAIL

By | November 1, 2010

“Gridlock is good for the country, no matter who’s president. It keeps spending down, and spending levels over the past two years have been worrisome to a lot of business in the US. So many firms have been worried about how far the federal government has gone in battling the recession that it’ll be a [...]

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Happy anniversary (to me)!

By | October 17, 2010

Yeah, that’s about accurate.  Trolling: bringing couples together since the early 90s!

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Screw you guys, I’m going home.

By | September 27, 2010

With the Norm Olsen bullshit, I figured that now is a good a time as any to make this little announcement. Libertarian Anarchist Boyfriend and I changed our voter registrations about a month/month and a half ago, but this is the first opportunity I’ve had to post about it. Okay, so I’m lying. This is [...]

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I hate Mother’s Day.

By | May 10, 2010

Yep, I said it.  I hate the holiday, even despite the pretty awesome and radical roots of it. I spent the entire day sobbing, looking up adoption stories, and eating boxed macaroni and cheese.  Because, you know, you probably would, too, if you had an (almost) eleven year old out there and if no one [...]

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Happy birthday to me!

By | April 23, 2010

And to Shirley McClaine‘s psychic friend lovin’ ass And to MechaStreisand And to Jean-Paul Gaultier And to Mumia Abu-Jamal And to Cedric the Entertainer‘s overrated ass And to Eric Balfour‘s not gettin’ enough work ass And to Kelly Clarkson‘s Girl Power-lite ass But most importantly, it’s a happy birthday to me!

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Classy, Babette Josephs. Real classy.

By | April 23, 2010

Pa. incumbent: Foe feigning bisexuality for votes PHILADELPHIA — The old tactic of dragging out an opponent’s sexual skeletons for political gain is being turned on its head in the City of Brotherly Love. In a left-leaning district anchored by a roughly three-square-block area known as the Gayborhood, where gay pride rainbows grace even the [...]

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Happy place.

By | April 15, 2010

Every time the man gets me down, I go outside onto my quiet little balcony and remember that I live where it’s peaceful, quiet, and I can occasionally see wildlife. While city living can be convenient, I don’t miss Geno’s, the constant noise, the vermin, or getting taxed out the ass for everything. Now I [...]

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In a funk.

By | April 2, 2010

I guess I’m in a bit of a funk right now. Blame it on me being out of the city, but you know, shit is just wearing me down. Maybe it’s my softer side coming out, or maybe it’s just that I’ve hit my breaking point. As I mentioned in a Facebook status earlier today, [...]

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I might be the last person on earth to have not watched “The Hangover,” but that doesn’t mean I can’t reference it.

By | March 12, 2010

I’d like to point out that there is nothing scarier than seeing your brand new, 21 ounce jar of garlic stuffed olives replaced with a half-eaten jar of olives after a night of dirty martinis. Luckily, I was informed that after a few drinks, we just started throwing back olives like they were going out [...]

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