Yep, I said it. I hate the holiday, even despite the pretty awesome and radical roots of it. I spent the entire day sobbing, looking up adoption stories, and eating boxed macaroni and cheese. Because, you know, you probably would, too, if you had an (almost) eleven year old out there and if no one [...]
Entries Tagged as '2010 it’s raining men!'
I hate Mother’s Day.
May 10th, 2010 · 2 Comments
Tags: 2010 it's raining men! · angst! · emo · real life nonsense
Happy birthday to me!
April 23rd, 2010 · No Comments
And to Shirley McClaine‘s psychic friend lovin’ ass And to MechaStreisand And to Jean-Paul Gaultier And to Mumia Abu-Jamal And to Cedric the Entertainer‘s overrated ass And to Eric Balfour‘s not gettin’ enough work ass And to Kelly Clarkson‘s Girl Power-lite ass But most importantly, it’s a happy birthday to me!
Tags: 2010 it's raining men! · birthday birthday birthday!! · fuck you- i'm still punk rock. · oldhead · real life nonsense
Classy, Babette Josephs. Real classy.
April 23rd, 2010 · No Comments
Pa. incumbent: Foe feigning bisexuality for votes PHILADELPHIA — The old tactic of dragging out an opponent’s sexual skeletons for political gain is being turned on its head in the City of Brotherly Love. In a left-leaning district anchored by a roughly three-square-block area known as the Gayborhood, where gay pride rainbows grace even the [...]
Tags: 2010 it's raining men! · i'm just sayin · republocrats · why the fuck do democrats think they know what's best for ME?
Happy place.
April 15th, 2010 · No Comments
Every time the man gets me down, I go outside onto my quiet little balcony and remember that I live where it’s peaceful, quiet, and I can occasionally see wildlife. While city living can be convenient, I don’t miss Geno’s, the constant noise, the vermin, or getting taxed out the ass for everything. Now I [...]
Tags: 2010 it's raining men! · martha stewart is so punk rawk! · projects
In a funk.
April 2nd, 2010 · No Comments
I guess I’m in a bit of a funk right now. Blame it on me being out of the city, but you know, shit is just wearing me down. Maybe it’s my softer side coming out, or maybe it’s just that I’ve hit my breaking point. As I mentioned in a Facebook status earlier today, [...]
Tags: 2010 it's raining men! · angst! · dramz · my life is a funny place · real life nonsense · third party politics make my panties wet
I might be the last person on earth to have not watched “The Hangover,” but that doesn’t mean I can’t reference it.
March 12th, 2010 · No Comments
I’d like to point out that there is nothing scarier than seeing your brand new, 21 ounce jar of garlic stuffed olives replaced with a half-eaten jar of olives after a night of dirty martinis. Luckily, I was informed that after a few drinks, we just started throwing back olives like they were going out [...]
Tags: 2010 it's raining men! · fuck you- i'm still punk rock. · oldhead · videos
Stay classy, Bitch Magazine!
January 12th, 2010 · No Comments
Original link located here. (Edit for clarity: this tweet went up on the 7th, the day the article was posted.) Unless you’ve been under a rock, I’ve been posting a lot about this Bitch Magazine/biphobia debacle over the past few days. (Gosh, I’m still waiting on that public apology I requested!) Now, many fellow members [...]
Tags: 2010 it's raining men! · angst! · feminism · i'm just sayin · oppression enhances everything! just like pot! · politicks · pop culture yo! · stop on a whammy! · that's gay · think of the children! · third party politics make my panties wet · you know i'm right!
Kelsey Wallace, web editor of Bitch Magazine, ignores reader complaints.
January 12th, 2010 · 1 Comment
Follow up to this hot mess! While I was enraged about the bi-phobic garbage presented in the infamous Casey Johnson/Tila Tequila article posted on Bitch Magazine, I made a sarcastic comment about how begging readers to donate money was a much better use of time than actually fixing the problem. And what do you know? [...]
Tags: 2010 it's raining men! · angst! · feminism · i'm just sayin · oppression enhances everything! just like pot! · politicks · pop culture yo! · that's gay · think of the children! · third party politics make my panties wet · you know i'm right!
Sapphic Salon: The Death of a Feminist Publication, The Rise of the Fake Alternative Media
January 9th, 2010 · 1 Comment
On Thursday, Bitch Magazine decided it would be an awesome idea to run an article titled “Sapphic Salon: The Death of An Heiress, The Rise of the Fake Lesbian Relationship.” The “article” focused on Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson‘s recent death, the fallout from it, and her relationship with bisexual reality TV star and [...]
Tags: 2010 it's raining men! · absorption is merger! · angst! · feminism · i'm just sayin · ick. i don't wanna defend you! · oppression enhances everything! just like pot! · politicks · pop culture yo! · that's gay · think of the children! · third party politics make my panties wet · you know i'm right!

