…and not with my female ex-roommate’s maturity. The irony being – of course – that this ex-roommate broke up with her first girlfriend and began initiating her relationship with that exes cousin within a few hours of their breakup. Then, after she and the cousin – predictably – broke up, she moved onto one of [...]
Entries Tagged as 'you so crazy!'
Luckily, my self-respect was packed in it’s own box…
August 16th, 2009 · No Comments
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Argh
March 26th, 2009 · No Comments
I hate it when I feel like I should update my blog, but I have little to nothing of substance to write. Often, it’s not that I have little to nothing of substance to write, but it’s that I have nothing to post that is appropriate for public consumption. I mean, I guess I could [...]
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Ways to deal with Crazy
November 17th, 2008 · No Comments
Rule #1: Don’t stick your dick (metaphorical or otherwise) into Crazy. Rule #2: If you’ve broken rule #1, which you probably have if you need my help, don’t respond to Crazy’s text messages, Facebook wall posts, phone calls, or emails. Rule #3: Don’t continue to stick your dick (metaphorical or otherwise) into Crazy. Rule #4: [...]
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Vindication!
August 21st, 2008 · No Comments
I hate it when you’re in a really bad, head-fucky relationship that is so bad it shakes you to your core. Like, you start to re-evaluate everything in your life. You think that every choice you’ve made is bad and you really start to question your own sanity. Not in some cutesy way, but to [...]
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JD*$&*PC(@M$W(XUJWTIO
August 5th, 2008 · No Comments
I hate those times in life when you want nothing more than to rant and rave in a public forum, but you have to worry about drama invading, and thereby detracting, from your rant. But you really need to get everything off of your chest, because it’s either that or you are going to fucking [...]
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WANNA READ SOMETHING FUNNY? (Originally posted 3.15.08)
March 30th, 2008 · 1 Comment
So, for those of you who don’t know, I got into a rebound relationship last April that wound up dying a fiery, horrific death in August. This ex-boyfriend has since sent me two crazy – and I do not use that term lightly – letters (as in, Unabomber in the mail shit). Like, you know [...]
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Crazy nuts! (Originally posted 3.29.08)
March 30th, 2008 · No Comments
So. I went to one of the free counselors at school yesterday to talk about my own personal insanity. It was a screener session, so she couldn’t give me a diagnosis and all she was really able to do was refer me to other head doctors. So. She thinks I might be bipolar and recommended [...]
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You’ll probably never read this.
June 18th, 2007 · No Comments
Now that I’ve had a week or so to step back and look at things a little differently, I feel badly for you. I re-read your myspace and facebook profiles, and all I can do is hold back from crying, because you and I both know it’s all a bunch of bullshit. You can talk [...]
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As ironic as Alanis.
June 11th, 2007 · No Comments
Within 48 (?) hours of my last post, “Gay Best Friend” had a mini-breakdown and decided to throw us (New Boyfriend and me) out of the apartment. This, of course, is after two months of bleeding my checking account dry. This, of course, is also after several apartment hunting trips in which the three of [...]
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Psychotic fuckers
November 23rd, 2004 · 5 Comments
I take back every criticism I may have ever had about Pennsylvanian drivers. On my way home from school (while still in Jersey), I was almost run off the road by a stupid psycho. I say “stupid” because he was driving a work van with the company’s name and number on it. Yeah, like I [...]
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