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Enjoy! A Malaysian model has been sentenced to a caning for drinking a beer at her Singapore hotel. The law prevents Muslims from drinking alcohol. Yay for religion! Holy shit: a cop was actual fired for being a douchebag. Don’t worry, no one was tased and no dogs were shot: they simply asked a waitress [...]
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During the Fall semester of 2007, I met this major pain in the ass, hereby known as Libertarian —-. Libertarian —- worked my last fucking nerve, but I thought he was attractive enough to try working my magic on. Due to a lot of life circumstances and bad timing, nothing ever happened, but we spent [...]
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So maybe I almost cried on Tuesday night. And maybe there are photos of me with my arms in the air screaming for Barry O’s victorious crushing of Johnny Mac’s soul. And maybe, just maybe, I was one of the many who charged up Broad Street to City Hall and screamed my head off. And [...]
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Now that I’ve had a week or so to step back and look at things a little differently, I feel badly for you. I re-read your myspace and facebook profiles, and all I can do is hold back from crying, because you and I both know it’s all a bunch of bullshit. You can talk [...]
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I know I’m not the only one who drunk dials, but this documentation is well beyond necessary! I call our answering machine 3 out of every 4 times I hit the bars and clubs. I don’t know why I do it, I think I just enjoy annoying my sleeping boyfriend rambling to Boyfriend even though [...]
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