Archive For The “i’m just sayin” Category

Luckily, my self-respect was packed in its own box…

By | August 16, 2009

…and not with my female ex-roommate’s maturity. The irony being – of course – that this ex-roommate broke up with her first girlfriend and began initiating her relationship with that exes cousin within a few hours of their breakup.  Then, after she and the cousin – predictably – broke up, she moved onto one of [...]

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Michael Vick and Megan’s Law

By | August 14, 2009

Lok down yer goggies, Michael Vick iz in town! Imagine my surprise earlier this evening when I learned that Michael Vick, former Atlanta Falcon and current douchebag extraodinaire, was signed to the good ol’ Iggles today.  At the risk of polluting the interwebz with yet another opinion about insipid bullshit that shouldn’t be worth my [...]

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The worst part?

By | June 2, 2009

Is that this hipster on hipster e-violence has probably netted Chapterhouse Cafe tons more business. -20 points for the owners/friends of owners for acting like douchebags on the Yelp boards -20 points for phillygrrl for labeling the owners as hipsters given the Philly related links on the right sidebar of the blog This is a [...]

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Does Fox News employ the functionally illiterate?

By | May 31, 2009

Apparently, there were some riots (or one big riot) at Broad & South Streets in Philly around 1 am this morning. I happened to be awake, found out about it and immediately went to Phillyblog to see if I could get any more info. Through my various reading, I found out that apparently it – [...]

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The Shield vs. Philadelphia Police

By | April 14, 2009

The Shield is supposedly a make-believe fantasy land in which an elite group of detectives – The Strike Team – regularly work outside the law to bust gang related crime in Farmington, a low-income, high crime, fictional neighborhood in Los Angeles. The show – which sadly went off the air late last year – also [...]

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I am simultaneously an asshole and an awesome girlfriend.

By | April 7, 2009

Last night, I told Libertarian Boyfriend that I was going to make German Chocolate cupcakes. I followed that statement with, “oh crap. Too soon?” We’ve decided to rename them “Jewish Oppression Cupcakes.” (Bonus lulz: When using the search terms “jew site:drunkenatheist.com,” I found out that the ADL and Google have teamed up to let me [...]

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Argh

By | March 26, 2009

I hate it when I feel like I should update my blog, but I have little to nothing of substance to write. Often, it’s not that I have little to nothing of substance to write, but it’s that I have nothing to post that is appropriate for public consumption. I mean, I guess I could [...]

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Hurrah hurrah!

By | March 5, 2009

The only things keeping me from spring break are one exam and one quiz.  That’s it. And I’m just sayin, spring break is very very very important to my life right now.  You have no fuckin’ idea.  I mean, granted, it’s going to be a week of doing work, searching for a job, cleaning, writing [...]

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Fucking ridiculous

By | March 3, 2009

Libertarian Boyfriend talked me into taking a Gen Ed history course: American Military Culture. He is done almost all of his core and major requirements, just needs to fill out his schedule with electives and thought it would be fun for us. (Especially in light of our personal opinions on war and the military.) Since [...]

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You might notice that I’ve been super critical of the democrats lately…

By | February 5, 2009

…but this article makes me kind of like Jill Biden’s sassy self: Vice President Joe Biden often joked on the campaign trail about his wife’s lofty educational achievements. She had two master’s degrees and had already worked for nearly a quarter of a century as a community college instructor. But he had a better idea. [...]

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