Archive For The “IRONY!” Category
Now, dear readers, I know that I was once critical of Che Guevara shirts and the irony in fueling capitalism with one of the most fashionable and recognizable faces of the proletariat struggle. But I was totally, 100% wrong. When French foes of capitalism want to mount an effective protest, they phone Xavier Renou. As [...]
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Last night, I told Libertarian Boyfriend that I was going to make German Chocolate cupcakes. I followed that statement with, “oh crap. Too soon?” We’ve decided to rename them “Jewish Oppression Cupcakes.” (Bonus lulz: When using the search terms “jew site:drunkenatheist.com,” I found out that the ADL and Google have teamed up to let me [...]
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I hate it when I feel like I should update my blog, but I have little to nothing of substance to write. Often, it’s not that I have little to nothing of substance to write, but it’s that I have nothing to post that is appropriate for public consumption. I mean, I guess I could [...]
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…slobbering all over Saint Obama for signing Lilly Ledbetter, yet ignoring the fact that he contributed to the wage gap his own damn self. And for the record, fellow feminists, please please please please please stop quoting the gender based wage gap [aka- female $.77 vs. male $1] without understanding exactly what it means. It’s [...]
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Che Guevara love. Excusing the fact that the man was all “murdering academics, that’s hot” and “omg it’s the guy in the beret on my shirt,” the dude was a sexist fuckhead who couldn’t write worth a shit. I once had a course – Women & Political Violence – that basically did nothing but slobber [...]
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As I said to my boyfriend after I stopped wishing for the sweet, sweet release of death, I refuse to buy the “sanctity of life” bullshit from pro-lifers. Maybe it would be a lot easier to swallow this horseshit if the majority of pro-lifers were anti-war. But hey, who really cares about brown people? They [...]
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…laying in bed with my libertarian and reading an article about how friends with benefits are not only detrimental/exploitative towards women, but also never result in relationships.
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I find lima beans revolting, so I don’t eat them. It’s a shocking concept that so many people simply don’t grasp.
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I don’t like feelings. I mean, I can feel feelings just fine. I simply don’t like them because they go and fuck up everything. Who wants that? Like, you can be having a perfectly fun time and someone has to go fuck it all up by admitting some sort of emotional investment towards you. I [...]
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(AKA – A Defense of Trolling) There are some things we need to note before I can continue with this post: A) I’m a lil bit white trash. I have no problems admitting this and, frankly, I’d rather come from working class roots than have everything handed to me by Mommy and Daddy without ever [...]
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