…and not with my female ex-roommate’s maturity. The irony being – of course – that this ex-roommate broke up with her first girlfriend and began initiating her relationship with that exes cousin within a few hours of their breakup. Then, after she and the cousin – predictably – broke up, she moved onto one of [...]
Entries Tagged as 'aspierations'
Luckily, my self-respect was packed in it’s own box…
August 16th, 2009 · No Comments
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Food for thought
December 12th, 2008 · 6 Comments
I find lima beans revolting, so I don’t eat them. It’s a shocking concept that so many people simply don’t grasp.
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Goddamnit
January 17th, 2008 · No Comments
That’s it. I’m on a self-imposed ban from dating or otherwise romantically or sexually linking myself to anyone. It’s all one night stands for the rest of my life! Woo hoo!
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