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If I make it through the next day without putting Gay Best Friend’s head on a pike, it will be a fucking miracle. I have seen him for about 38 hours over the past three days. We have been cleaning & packing up his apartment. Today I roped Boyfriend into coming with us and I [...]
Date: Thu, 22 Sep 2005 20:56:22 -0400 From: White Power Ashley Subject: Hi guys To: [drunkenatheist's email omitted], [GBF's email address omitted ] Hi guys, Sorry it has taken me a long time to contact you guys about what happened. I had a lot going on but I didn’t forget about you two. Anyway, when [...]
On Friday night, Gay Best Friend and I found out that our friend is part of a “White Pride” group on facebook.* I showed Boyfriend the next day because I really wanted another opinion on this. As soon as the page loaded, his eyes bugged out and his jaw dropped. His exact words were “THAT’S [...]
me: ….it’s not like i’ll be like, “oh, and then he took his strong hands and pulled off my panties. then–” Gay Best Friend: you mean, “he used his ET fingers.” me: what?!?! GBF: practically every guy you date has ET fingers. GBF [again]: ET PHOOONNNEEE HOME me: [glaring] GBF: it’s just an observation
