Archive For The “my old relationship was doomed!” Category

My Planned Parenthood experience

By | April 16, 2011

This post also appeared at Gonzo Times. So, people are understandably pissed over Glenn Beck’s assertion that only hookers need Planned Parenthood. Now, the statement is (obviously) really fucked up for a lot of reasons. I don’t have the time or patience to unpack all of the shitty implications about sex workers from a man [...]

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Top Five Things I Got From Exes

By | August 17, 2009

The ability to drive stick shift A deep appreciation for Party Cake ice cream Unconditional support re: returning to school A love for Dead Kennedys and Reagan Youth A couch to crash on —- If you’re reading this from my Facebook notes, please go to the original blog post (located here) to comment.

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Luckily, my self-respect was packed in its own box…

By | August 16, 2009

…and not with my female ex-roommate’s maturity. The irony being – of course – that this ex-roommate broke up with her first girlfriend and began initiating her relationship with that exes cousin within a few hours of their breakup.  Then, after she and the cousin – predictably – broke up, she moved onto one of [...]

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Protected: Let me tell you about a frustrating conversation

By | January 20, 2009

There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.

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Prosper.com (Originally posted 3.17.08)

By | March 30, 2008

Prosper.com is a website that does micro-loans. Since I am really hard up for cash, I decided to put a listing up. If you should choose to help me out, it’s all explained here. Basically, you bid on a portion of the loan (minimum bid of $50). If I get $3000 (the amount of my [...]

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The damn book

By | February 3, 2008

A chapter ended last night. I think that’s the most fitting way to mention this.

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Goddamnit

By | January 17, 2008

That’s it. I’m on a self-imposed ban from dating or otherwise romantically or sexually linking myself to anyone. It’s all one night stands for the rest of my life! Woo hoo!

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2007 is taking one last opportunity to take a dump on my head.

By | December 31, 2007

I woke up this morning to a fucking cold. Luckily, fwb is here and she went up to Walgreens to buy me some Tylenol Cold & Sinus EXTREME so I won’t be dying during NYE festivities. It’s kicking in. I can tell because I’m getting the phenylephrine floaties, which means I’ll probably be ready to [...]

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And this is why he is tagged as “Obvious Rebound Relationship.”

By | July 25, 2007

I’m wondering if I made a really fucking huge mistake. He is so fucking clingy and gets pissy if he’s not getting attention from me. He’s a fucking slob and I can’t deal with that and he throws fucking temper tantrums over the most stupid shit. Earlier tonight, for example, he comes home from work [...]

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Beer. Good.

By | July 15, 2007

Found an apartment in South Philly near the subway. All I will disclose publicly is that it is between Oregon and Snyder on the east side of Broad. The place is gorgeous but a little pricey. It’s way bigger and nicer than what I could find in CC for the same price, but still on [...]

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