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	<title>Drunkenatheist &#187; my old relationship was doomed!</title>
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		<title>My Planned Parenthood experience</title>
		<link>http://drunkenatheist.com/2011/04/16/my-planned-parenthood-experience/</link>
		<comments>http://drunkenatheist.com/2011/04/16/my-planned-parenthood-experience/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2011 10:15:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>drunkenatheist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[absorption is merger!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[FAIL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gonzo times]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[obvious rebound relationship]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[republocrats]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This post also appeared at Gonzo Times. So, people are understandably pissed over Glenn Beck&#8217;s assertion that only hookers need Planned Parenthood. Now, the statement is (obviously) really fucked up for a lot of reasons. I don&#8217;t have the time or patience to unpack all of the shitty implications about sex workers from a man [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Five Things I Got From Exes</title>
		<link>http://drunkenatheist.com/2009/08/17/top-five-things-i-got-from-exes/</link>
		<comments>http://drunkenatheist.com/2009/08/17/top-five-things-i-got-from-exes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 16:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>drunkenatheist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[my old relationship was doomed!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[top five lists]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The ability to drive stick shift A deep appreciation for Party Cake ice cream Unconditional support re: returning to school A love for Dead Kennedys and Reagan Youth A couch to crash on &#8212;- If you’re reading this from my Facebook notes, please go to the original blog post (located here) to comment.]]></description>
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		<title>Luckily, my self-respect was packed in its own box&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://drunkenatheist.com/2009/08/16/luckily-my-self-respect-was-packed-in-its-own-box/</link>
		<comments>http://drunkenatheist.com/2009/08/16/luckily-my-self-respect-was-packed-in-its-own-box/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 02:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>drunkenatheist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[(ex) friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[(ex) roomies!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2009. That's hot!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aspierations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[feminism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[frenemies!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[i'm just sayin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IRONY!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[my old relationship was doomed!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[o rly?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stop on a whammy!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[you so crazy!]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://drunkenatheist.com/?p=414</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;and not with my female ex-roommate&#8217;s maturity. The irony being &#8211; of course &#8211; that this ex-roommate broke up with her first girlfriend and began initiating her relationship with that exes cousin within a few hours of their breakup.  Then, after she and the cousin &#8211; predictably &#8211; broke up, she moved onto one of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Protected: Let me tell you about a frustrating conversation</title>
		<link>http://drunkenatheist.com/2009/01/20/let-me-tell-you-about-a-frustrating-conversation/</link>
		<comments>http://drunkenatheist.com/2009/01/20/let-me-tell-you-about-a-frustrating-conversation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 22:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>drunkenatheist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[extremesellout]]></category>

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		<title>Prosper.com (Originally posted 3.17.08)</title>
		<link>http://drunkenatheist.com/2008/03/30/prospercom-originally-posted-31708/</link>
		<comments>http://drunkenatheist.com/2008/03/30/prospercom-originally-posted-31708/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:45:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>drunkenatheist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[4eyedgirlsmakemecry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[broke like a joke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dollar$]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[extremesellout]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mybffsteve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[therawrmonster]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Prosper.com is a website that does micro-loans. Since I am really hard up for cash, I decided to put a listing up. If you should choose to help me out, it’s all explained here. Basically, you bid on a portion of the loan (minimum bid of $50). If I get $3000 (the amount of my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The damn book</title>
		<link>http://drunkenatheist.com/2008/02/03/the-damn-book/</link>
		<comments>http://drunkenatheist.com/2008/02/03/the-damn-book/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 02:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>drunkenatheist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2008 must be great!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[emo]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A chapter ended last night. I think that&#8217;s the most fitting way to mention this.]]></description>
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		<title>Goddamnit</title>
		<link>http://drunkenatheist.com/2008/01/17/goddamnit/</link>
		<comments>http://drunkenatheist.com/2008/01/17/goddamnit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>drunkenatheist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2008 must be great!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aspierations]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s it. I&#8217;m on a self-imposed ban from dating or otherwise romantically or sexually linking myself to anyone. It&#8217;s all one night stands for the rest of my life! Woo hoo!]]></description>
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		<title>2007 is taking one last opportunity to take a dump on my head.</title>
		<link>http://drunkenatheist.com/2007/12/31/2007-is-taking-one-last-opportunity-to-take-a-dump-on-my-head/</link>
		<comments>http://drunkenatheist.com/2007/12/31/2007-is-taking-one-last-opportunity-to-take-a-dump-on-my-head/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 00:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>drunkenatheist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2007 can suck my nuts.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[extremesellout]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I woke up this morning to a fucking cold. Luckily, fwb is here and she went up to Walgreens to buy me some Tylenol Cold &#38; Sinus EXTREME so I won&#8217;t be dying during NYE festivities. It&#8217;s kicking in. I can tell because I&#8217;m getting the phenylephrine floaties, which means I&#8217;ll probably be ready to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And this is why he is tagged as &#8220;Obvious Rebound Relationship.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://drunkenatheist.com/2007/07/25/nd-this-is-why-he-is-tagged-as-obvious-rebound-relationship/</link>
		<comments>http://drunkenatheist.com/2007/07/25/nd-this-is-why-he-is-tagged-as-obvious-rebound-relationship/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 08:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>drunkenatheist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[angst!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[obvious rebound relationship]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m wondering if I made a really fucking huge mistake. He is so fucking clingy and gets pissy if he&#8217;s not getting attention from me. He&#8217;s a fucking slob and I can&#8217;t deal with that and he throws fucking temper tantrums over the most stupid shit. Earlier tonight, for example, he comes home from work [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beer. Good.</title>
		<link>http://drunkenatheist.com/2007/07/15/beer-good/</link>
		<comments>http://drunkenatheist.com/2007/07/15/beer-good/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 03:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>drunkenatheist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[hipsters are bringing this neighborhood down!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[illadel]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[samedarkclouds]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Found an apartment in South Philly near the subway. All I will disclose publicly is that it is between Oregon and Snyder on the east side of Broad. The place is gorgeous but a little pricey. It&#8217;s way bigger and nicer than what I could find in CC for the same price, but still on [...]]]></description>
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