Enjoy! It might be 8 days into the New Year, but the late Harry Browne’s libertarian New Year’s resolutions are an excellent read.  It would be super cool if more people would remember these. On a related note, The Cato Institute put up a small blurb on the “libertarian surge“; I wasn’t feelin’ the blockquote, [...]

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In light of three incidents that were years in the making, the city of Philadelphia has decided to propose some new laws for bicyclists. Let’s be clear about a few things: The majority of the bicyclists I have seen drive like dickheads. The majority of car drivers I have seen drive like dickheads. The bicyclists [...]

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Oh man, there were a lot of fucking hilarious looking Wal-Mart videos, but I had to go with the truther bullshit (for obvious reasons). I’m wondering if the following passage might shed a little more light on why Wal-Mart is suddenly so pro-health care reform. ..in the Lawrence, KS, Wal-Mart store where they worked, every [...]

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btdubz? I went from 28 to 27 teeth on Thursday.  I, as a pale and pasty faced Drunkenatheist, made it to Penn oral surgery at 10 and was back in an exam room by 10:10.  Right away, the oral surgery students started to run a big shpiel about nitrous.  A minute in, my mouth said [...]

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After oral surgery yesterday (which went swimmingly. Thank you, nitrous!), I’m finally getting back into the swing of things today. Like always, enjoy! In response to the “no one should have to go broke because they get sick” Facebook meme, a bunch of conservatives and libertarians started with a “no one should have to go [...]

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This had me dying laughing. On September 8th, 2009, I watched President Obama give his speech. Some kids got a note from their parents and got to do fun stuff instead. I was very jealous. I listened to him talk about school and how it was the first day of school (although it wasn’t) and [...]

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Enjoy! To kick things off, go visit Lauren at Oh Dear Lauren.com, a collection of open letters she’s written to various individuals, entities, random objects, and body parts. Arkansas Fire Chief Don Payne launches into a long overdue tirade about police abuse of power while fighting multiple traffic tickets in court.  The police response?  Shooting [...]

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Enjoy! Hey laaaaaadies!  This evening, you can be a part of the National Single Cougars Convention.  Cougar in the Demi Moore-Ashton Kutcher sense, not as in the wild cat sense; naturally, I give this event the drunkenatheist.com endorsement. Don’t bother going to law school, as there’s a good chance you won’t be able to get [...]

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And what’s the best way to do that?  By calling women whores and making commentaries on their looks/sexual proclivities, of course! Degrading women is funny and edgy and it’s okay to do if you’re liberal, cause omg! you totally can’t be sexist! In a similar vein to a piece on Feministing, how on Earth can [...]

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“Must have a car” It’s a great way to limit the lower classes from applying for positions. You know, the lower classes and all the stereotypical shit that goes along with hiring the lower classes (i.e., lower intelligence, lower levels of hygiene, lower education, lower level of Caucasian-ness, etc.). I love it. It’s a nice [...]

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