Archive For The “broke like a joke” Category
Over the past few days, I’ve been sending out resumes like a maniac and really thinking about my life (mainly, what I’m going to do with it). I received an offer to submit some pieces to a libertarian magazine, and it’s been bugging the hell out of me that I haven’t really been able to [...]
btdubz? I went from 28 to 27 teeth on Thursday. I, as a pale and pasty faced Drunkenatheist, made it to Penn oral surgery at 10 and was back in an exam room by 10:10. Right away, the oral surgery students started to run a big shpiel about nitrous. A minute in, my mouth said [...]
After oral surgery yesterday (which went swimmingly. Thank you, nitrous!), I’m finally getting back into the swing of things today. Like always, enjoy! In response to the “no one should have to go broke because they get sick” Facebook meme, a bunch of conservatives and libertarians started with a “no one should have to go [...]
This had me dying laughing. On September 8th, 2009, I watched President Obama give his speech. Some kids got a note from their parents and got to do fun stuff instead. I was very jealous. I listened to him talk about school and how it was the first day of school (although it wasn’t) and [...]
“Must have a car” It’s a great way to limit the lower classes from applying for positions. You know, the lower classes and all the stereotypical shit that goes along with hiring the lower classes (i.e., lower intelligence, lower levels of hygiene, lower education, lower level of Caucasian-ness, etc.). I love it. It’s a nice [...]
FOUND MY TOKEN! MY APARTMENT IS NOT A PIT OF TOKEN EATING HORRIBLENESS! Now I just need to dig up some more money to hold me until tomorrow.
….I am an idiot. So, I overdrew my checking account. NBD, I have some plans on how I will rectify that situation so the bank doesn’t eat up most of my next two weeks’ pay on NSFs. But my dumb ass didn’t realize two things: A) Wachovia (where my paycheck is drawn) has pain in [...]
Interview #1 happened today. I don’t know if I’m getting offered that job, but the manager was totally creaming his panties when I told him I have a friend who works at Le Bec Fin. Srsly creaming his panties. I also told him that my only familiarity with the restaurant was through Yelp.com, and he [...]
