Archive For The “broke like a joke” Category

Philly AIDS Thrift haul

By | February 8, 2012

I’m starting to really love Philly AIDS Thrift. I picked up a scarf, a handbag, 5 packs of sealed stitch witchery, 2 packs of metal die cut embellishments (shovels & rakes), a bag of fringe, three skeins of vintage charcoal colored wool yarn, a cigar box, a sealed pack of 22 count cross-stitch fabric, a [...]

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The employment situation

By | February 3, 2012

Over the past few days, I’ve been sending out resumes like a maniac and really thinking about my life (mainly, what I’m going to do with it). I received an offer to submit some pieces to a libertarian magazine, and it’s been bugging the hell out of me that I haven’t really been able to [...]

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Philly’s proposed new biking laws

By | November 24, 2009

In light of three incidents that were years in the making, the city of Philadelphia has decided to propose some new laws for bicyclists. Let’s be clear about a few things: The majority of the bicyclists I have seen drive like dickheads. The majority of car drivers I have seen drive like dickheads. The bicyclists [...]

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Dental dramz, a continuation

By | September 12, 2009

btdubz? I went from 28 to 27 teeth on Thursday.  I, as a pale and pasty faced Drunkenatheist, made it to Penn oral surgery at 10 and was back in an exam room by 10:10.  Right away, the oral surgery students started to run a big shpiel about nitrous.  A minute in, my mouth said [...]

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Baker’s dozen links dump

By | September 11, 2009

After oral surgery yesterday (which went swimmingly. Thank you, nitrous!), I’m finally getting back into the swing of things today. Like always, enjoy! In response to the “no one should have to go broke because they get sick” Facebook meme, a bunch of conservatives and libertarians started with a “no one should have to go [...]

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Obama’s Indoctrination Speech….A Fourth Grader’s POV

By | September 9, 2009

This had me dying laughing. On September 8th, 2009, I watched President Obama give his speech. Some kids got a note from their parents and got to do fun stuff instead. I was very jealous. I listened to him talk about school and how it was the first day of school (although it wasn’t) and [...]

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You know what my favorite little employment loophole is?

By | May 19, 2009

“Must have a car” It’s a great way to limit the lower classes from applying for positions. You know, the lower classes and all the stereotypical shit that goes along with hiring the lower classes (i.e., lower intelligence, lower levels of hygiene, lower education, lower level of Caucasian-ness, etc.). I love it. It’s a nice [...]

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Argh

By | March 26, 2009

I hate it when I feel like I should update my blog, but I have little to nothing of substance to write. Often, it’s not that I have little to nothing of substance to write, but it’s that I have nothing to post that is appropriate for public consumption. I mean, I guess I could [...]

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YES!

By | August 25, 2008

FOUND MY TOKEN!  MY APARTMENT IS NOT A PIT OF TOKEN EATING HORRIBLENESS! Now I just need to dig up some more money to hold me until tomorrow.

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Sometimes…

By | August 25, 2008

….I am an idiot. So, I overdrew my checking account. NBD, I have some plans on how I will rectify that situation so the bank doesn’t eat up most of my next two weeks’ pay on NSFs. But my dumb ass didn’t realize two things: A) Wachovia (where my paycheck is drawn) has pain in [...]

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