Archive For The “hai internetz!” Category
Whether you’re talking to the pro-choicer, the pothead, or the gun enthusiast, all of these people want the government to stay out of their pet issue. Pro-choicers don’t want an abortion to be a two week process any more than the pothead wants buying an ounce of weed to be a two week process or [...]
If you truly think I’m wrong, then you’re not paying attention in the least. Sometimes, the easiest trolling is dropping some fucking real talk and pissing all over everyone’s Wheaties.
Around this time, everyone and their brother was hawking whatever 9/11 commemorative coin, plate, t-shirt, sticker, license plate, etc., they could quickly churn out. Certainly, Americans couldn’t be expected to not make a quick buck off of a horrific tragedy in the tackiest ways imaginable. Why, that would be totally socialistic and stuff! It all [...]
I am in the process of waking up, getting dressed, and trying not to be nerve wracked. So here, have a video & link to hold you over for now. I think that videos of my family members explain too much about me: The Stingers Club.
Let’s ignore the fact that I’m a bit confused on how Parker could be emptying her bank account by depositing checks into it. Let’s also ignore the subtle misogyny in the PPD & TSA’s actions here; John Parker is not Kathy Parker’s keeper, nor does Kathy Parker belong to John Parker. Let’s think, instead, about [...]
This post also appeared at Gonzo Times. So, people are understandably pissed over Glenn Beck’s assertion that only hookers need Planned Parenthood. Now, the statement is (obviously) really fucked up for a lot of reasons. I don’t have the time or patience to unpack all of the shitty implications about sex workers from a man [...]
Um. No. A few weeks ago, while doing my normal online bullshit, I stumbled across some hotlinks to content on my website. Predictably, I flipped my shit. This isn’t about copyright (hell, I don’t hold the copyright to this photo; to my knowledge, it’s public domain). Rather, it’s about not rewarding your laziness by allowing you [...]
Let me take a moment to gush over my baby cousin: She’s 3.5 years old and already owns your ass. Just sayin’. I figured that was a good opening for some links on girls and music: Girls Rock Philly. “Girls Rock Philly (GRP) is an initiative to bring Philadelphia a girls-only, week-long summer day camp [...]
You may agree with Sheen’s views on rehab, the government, 9/11, or therapy. You know what they say: even a broken Charlie Sheen is right two times a day. The thing is, a changed man who cured himself through “winning” doesn’t gleefully proclaim that a rapper “inspires [him] to stay violent.” How on Earth can [...]
