Archive For The “o rly?” Category
…I am, however, saying that this guy is. I promise, this is the last from our buddy Craig. I won’t even post the inevitable response from him: Save all that mummbo jummbo bullshit conversation for your momma. The bottom line is I didn’t know that freecycle bullshit address was amongst my friends e-mail lists. If [...]
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EDIT: I had a pang of conscience and redacted Craig’s last name. This was originally posted to the Philly Freecycle list: It has begun…Refuse new coins! True Americans will refuse these REFUSE NEW COINS This simple action will make a strong statement. Please help do this.. Refuse to accept these when they are handed to [...]
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…and not with my female ex-roommate’s maturity. The irony being – of course – that this ex-roommate broke up with her first girlfriend and began initiating her relationship with that exes cousin within a few hours of their breakup. Then, after she and the cousin – predictably – broke up, she moved onto one of [...]
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And what’s the best way to do that? By calling women whores and making commentaries on their looks/sexual proclivities, of course! Degrading women is funny and edgy and it’s okay to do if you’re liberal, cause omg! you totally can’t be sexist! In a similar vein to a piece on Feministing, how on Earth can [...]
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Now, I’m not saying that our military is made up of Nazis, but I am saying that there is a striking resemblance between the two photos. Nazi Germany: The last episode of Stephen Colbert’s USO tour, during which a commander officer thought it would be cutesy to command NCOs to do the Hokey Pokey: Amirite?
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I hate it when I feel like I should update my blog, but I have little to nothing of substance to write. Often, it’s not that I have little to nothing of substance to write, but it’s that I have nothing to post that is appropriate for public consumption. I mean, I guess I could [...]
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This might surprise you, but I’m not anti-gun. Check it out: I was raised by Vietnam vet and a very straight-laced, uptight mother. (Sorry Mommy, but you know it’s true.) There were guns in my house when growing up. My parents beat it into my head that guns are not toys and they put really [...]
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Che Guevara love. Excusing the fact that the man was all “murdering academics, that’s hot” and “omg it’s the guy in the beret on my shirt,” the dude was a sexist fuckhead who couldn’t write worth a shit. I once had a course – Women & Political Violence – that basically did nothing but slobber [...]
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As I said to my boyfriend after I stopped wishing for the sweet, sweet release of death, I refuse to buy the “sanctity of life” bullshit from pro-lifers. Maybe it would be a lot easier to swallow this horseshit if the majority of pro-lifers were anti-war. But hey, who really cares about brown people? They [...]
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Dear Fellow Third Party Hippies, Please, please, please realize that acting like a confrontational turd is NOT the way to get things done. It is the anti-way to get things done. The proper way to get shit done is to actually TALK to others, even if you disagree with them, and try to come to [...]
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