Archive For The “hai internetz!” Category
Yesterday, I scored some raspberries, strawberries, and cantelope from work. Today, I scored a ton of yogurt. # Tonight's post-work snack was baller as shit. 1 cup of Fage 0% yogurt + 1 cup of chopped up strawberries + 1 T of honey. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM # On a mission to get a [...]
I'm #reading Different Loving by Gloria G. Brame http://t.co/lgB6Rnzh # Holy mother of God. I dropped a massive deuce about a half hour ago. I feel ten pounds lighter, no lie. # And this makes tweet #6666 Oy. # Phone rang with a 215 area code. Answered it hoping that it was an interview. Turned [...]
I have not smoked a cigarette since February 1st. Boyfriend left on February 6th. I haven't spoken to him since Valentine's. # Shockingly, I have not cracked and bought a pack of smokes. Even more shockingly, I haven't really been wolfing down that much junk food. # I AM IN SUCH AN OATMEAL PHASE LATELY. [...]
Ugh. Have to go pick up my paycheck. I really hope I won't have to interact w/GM. He hasn't spoken to me since last Tues. #professionalism # GAH. Black Cat is such a little bastard. Just had to chase him away from my awesome Buffalo Exchange clearance purchases. # Little jerk started sharpening his claws [...]
Whether you’re talking to the pro-choicer, the pothead, or the gun enthusiast, all of these people want the government to stay out of their pet issue. Pro-choicers don’t want an abortion to be a two week process any more than the pothead wants buying an ounce of weed to be a two week process or [...]
If you truly think I’m wrong, then you’re not paying attention in the least. Sometimes, the easiest trolling is dropping some fucking real talk and pissing all over everyone’s Wheaties.
Around this time, everyone and their brother was hawking whatever 9/11 commemorative coin, plate, t-shirt, sticker, license plate, etc., they could quickly churn out. Certainly, Americans couldn’t be expected to not make a quick buck off of a horrific tragedy in the tackiest ways imaginable. Why, that would be totally socialistic and stuff! It all [...]
I am in the process of waking up, getting dressed, and trying not to be nerve wracked. So here, have a video & link to hold you over for now. I think that videos of my family members explain too much about me: The Stingers Club.
Let’s ignore the fact that I’m a bit confused on how Parker could be emptying her bank account by depositing checks into it. Let’s also ignore the subtle misogyny in the PPD & TSA’s actions here; John Parker is not Kathy Parker’s keeper, nor does Kathy Parker belong to John Parker. Let’s think, instead, about [...]
