This links gives some great insight into Ferrell’s motivations and backstory. (And if you can’t discern the humor in the story, then you might not want to talk to marginally attractive Asian chicks who work for Vice.)

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You’ll be happy to know that the menace to society known as Kari Ferrell has been caught by self-righteous, sexist “musician” Sam Tremble. Don’t worry though, Tremble didn’t get scammed. Instead, that whorey whorey sluttified cuntrag bitch only OMG WASTED HIS TIME! YEAH! Unfortunately for Tremble – who supposedly posted his poorly written, bitter, sexist [...]

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This story was brought to my attention by a Facebook friend, who posted the link earlier today. While it certainly sucks to have been scammed out of thousands of dollars, I have one big question: how fucking stupid are you? Seriously, the first page of the article contains this passage: Bobby started making the trip [...]

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I hate it when I feel like I should update my blog, but I have little to nothing of substance to write. Often, it’s not that I have little to nothing of substance to write, but it’s that I have nothing to post that is appropriate for public consumption. I mean, I guess I could [...]

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I has pneumonia.  It is yucky. I also has prednisone.   It makes me not sleep. The only good thing is that I got lotsa laundry done.  Oh, and I guess the fact that I went to the doctor’s super duper early instead of trying to suffer through it and hope it would go bye [...]

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I don’t know how it happened, but I managed to get sick yesterday.  I used a homemade Neti Pot (which feels more weird than owie/uncomfortable) and flushed out yucky crap from my nasal passages.  After I got over my eyes feeling weird, I suddenly wanted to pass out and conked out for…..awhile on one of [...]

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1) No, I did not write this. 2) No, I do not support the distasteful language used in it, but am reposting it here in the interest of free speech and because I think it’s funny. —- Yo I heard some muthafuckas be gettin on my bitch [drunkenatheist]‘s shit… UH-UHHHHHHHHH you haven’t heard? Bout to [...]

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I’d love to say that “JuicyGate” was all a ploy to bump my blog stats, but jacking up my website visits was simply a great side effect. Is this how intrawebz phenomena start?

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Maybe it’s just me, but Temple seemed to get a lot uglier over the summer. Bye-bye, cheap & meaningless school hookups.  I’m sticking to the bars.

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Jesse Helms died today.

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