Libertarian Boyfriend and I often joke that undercover cops will show up to college parties, bars, and Phish concerts in BDUs, jackboots, and t-shirts with their freshly trimmed crew cuts to announce “EXCUSE ME, DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET SOME GREEN, STICKY BUD? THANK YOU, CITIZEN!” You know, this video doesn’t exactly destroy [...]

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Yes kids, Ice-T wasn’t always that streetwise cop on SVU. He was actually a pretty hardcore muthafucker. And I think that’s all I should probably say, given that I’m two mint juleps deep and it’s one of Libertarian Boyfriend’s few nights off.

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Well now, this makes me feel validated about arguing with racists over Lou Barletta. Yes, please, let’s see other states’ economies fucking collapse. That seems like a good move. As American as it is to rape and pillage other cultures, their land, and their people for all they’re worth, I (not so) secretly hope that [...]

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I know it’s cliched, but that is, like, my favorite Martin Lawrence clip ever. EVER.

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YOU HAVE TO WATCH THE END OMG SO CUTE I LOVE DOGS!

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Unfortunately, Viacom is run by a bunch of weenies, and all the clips I wanted to use had been yanked. This is what I’ve been watching all week. I’m not going to tell you that it was the best shit ever, like I had sadly remembered, but there are still some fucking GEMS in that [...]

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I’d like to point out that there is nothing scarier than seeing your brand new, 21 ounce jar of garlic stuffed olives replaced with a half-eaten jar of olives after a night of dirty martinis. Luckily, I was informed that after a few drinks, we just started throwing back olives like they were going out [...]

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Here, have some French hip hop. I can’t stop watching this. —- If you’re reading this from my Facebook notes, please go to the original blog post (located here) to comment.

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ohemgee, I am so feeling this. I may not be able to afford a Bitch subscription anymore, but I am so happy that they’re putting more things up online. This way, I’m no longer missing feminist pop cultural discourse! —- If you’re reading this from my Facebook notes, please go to the original blog post [...]

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