Archive For The “videos” Category
This was inspired by an idiot who claimed to be a Christian, yet directed some pretty anti-Christian terminology towards me. They also kept bleating “leftist” as an insult, clearly ignoring the fact that Jesus – according to the Bible – wasn’t exactly the OG George W. Bush or Wayne Allyn “Spray Tan” Root. Oh, how [...]
Libertarian Boyfriend and I often joke that undercover cops will show up to college parties, bars, and Phish concerts in BDUs, jackboots, and t-shirts with their freshly trimmed crew cuts to announce “EXCUSE ME, DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET SOME GREEN, STICKY BUD? THANK YOU, CITIZEN!” You know, this video doesn’t exactly destroy [...]
Yes kids, Ice-T wasn’t always that streetwise cop on SVU. He was actually a pretty hardcore muthafucker. And I think that’s all I should probably say, given that I’m two mint juleps deep and it’s one of Libertarian Boyfriend’s few nights off.
Well now, this makes me feel validated about arguing with racists over Lou Barletta. Yes, please, let’s see other states’ economies fucking collapse. That seems like a good move. As American as it is to rape and pillage other cultures, their land, and their people for all they’re worth, I (not so) secretly hope that [...]
Unfortunately, Viacom is run by a bunch of weenies, and all the clips I wanted to use had been yanked. This is what I’ve been watching all week. I’m not going to tell you that it was the best shit ever, like I had sadly remembered, but there are still some fucking GEMS in that [...]
I’d like to point out that there is nothing scarier than seeing your brand new, 21 ounce jar of garlic stuffed olives replaced with a half-eaten jar of olives after a night of dirty martinis. Luckily, I was informed that after a few drinks, we just started throwing back olives like they were going out [...]
