It might not be Christmasy looking, but this variation of the “Mom” tattoo Subversive Cross-stitch pattern was one of Libertarian Boyfriend’s presents this morning. Nothin’ says “lovin” like some snarky needlepoint.  Merry Giftmas, friends and foes! —- If you’re reading this from my Facebook notes, please go to the original blog post (located here) to [...]

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Last week, Libertarian Boyfriend and I went to Duffield’s, AKA: one of my favorite places to go once the fall hits. We dropped about $50 on various foodstuff, including a 12″+ head of cauliflower, zucchini, leeks, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, rye bread, bacon, corned beef, horseradish mustard, apricot preserves, pumpkin pizzelles, and apple cider doughnuts. Oh [...]

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One year ago today, I decided to invite over an acquaintance to my (then) house. Over the next three months, we began seeing one another with increasing frequency, and on January 13th, to be exact, we began officially dating.  But since it’s us, we’ve opted to celebrate the “fun” anniversary and (maybe) the sappy anniversary. [...]

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After reconstructing two t-shirts, Libertarian Boyfriend told me I was a hipster.  When I tried to protest, he pointed out my love for irony, my music tastes, the fact that I had just reconstructed two t-shirts, and my disdain for hipsters. I cocked my eyebrow at him and gave him the evil eye.  As a [...]

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This is one of the many reasons Libertarian Boyfriend and I work: Pork tenderloin medallions with apple cider sauce on a bed of pickled red cabbage accompanied by latkes topped with homemade applesauce and sour cream. —- If you’re reading this from my Facebook notes, please go to the original blog post (located here) to [...]

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And what’s the best way to do that?  By calling women whores and making commentaries on their looks/sexual proclivities, of course! Degrading women is funny and edgy and it’s okay to do if you’re liberal, cause omg! you totally can’t be sexist! In a similar vein to a piece on Feministing, how on Earth can [...]

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Don’t worry, he’s not lonely right now. While Libertarian Boyfriend was at work the other night, I was doing my normal all night internet-a-thon. A few hours after he left, a funny little thing popped up in my inbox: from: CNN Breaking News date: Mon, Aug 3, 2009 at 10:31 PM subject: CNN Breaking News [...]

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This afternoon, we drove out to West Chester to run some errands and saw a few dozen horses, about 4 cows, and a beaver.  Every single animal made me cry like a big idiot because they’re so cute. Moments like this make me hate my other half.  Up until him, I had a cold, blackened [...]

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This is also why the new insult in our home is “Suck my huevos!” Please note the locally made, blue corn tortillas we picked up from the Mexican butcher down the street for $1.  Yum!

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I have not had a cigarette since about 1-ish am on April 25th. I have wanted to kill someone since about 9 am on April 25th. I’m pretty angry and bitter about this, but I guess it’s passing. I feel weird and lightheaded, and the god awful heat isn’t helping me not be in an [...]

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