One year ago today, I decided to invite over an acquaintance to my (then) house. Over the next three months, we began seeing one another with increasing frequency, and on January 13th, to be exact, we began officially dating.  But since it’s us, we’ve opted to celebrate the “fun” anniversary and (maybe) the sappy anniversary. [...]

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During the Fall semester of 2007, I met this major pain in the ass, hereby known as Libertarian —-. Libertarian —- worked my last fucking nerve, but I thought he was attractive enough to try working my magic on. Due to a lot of life circumstances and bad timing, nothing ever happened, but we spent [...]

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Just lol.

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I am currently sitting in the back of an incredibly boring history class, eating a coffee cake-esque muffin and drinking the end of a Diet Pepsi. To give you an idea of how horrid it is, the professor made us fill out a seating chart. I’m not so sure we’re supposed to eat in this [...]

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…but hot damn, either the cougars are a hot commodity at Temple or I’m aging really well.  I just can’t shake the younger boyfriends (and girlfriend). And I’m apparently almost down to my vegan weight (and only outweighing Roommate #1 – the skinny bitch that she is – by under 15 lbs)?  How the fuck [...]

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I might be a little cold in CLA advising and cranky from waking up at 8 am, but I am so incredibly happy right this moment. And, I promise, I won’t drive him into the arms of a hug box.

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After 3 months of casually “seeing” one another, I heard the words that every girl wants to hear: Libertarian Male Suitor: anyway, as much time as we’re spending together, I think it’s probably time you got all dolled up and met my other friends, other than just bumping into them on ****** me: okay…sounds good [...]

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You would think that, by age 29, I’d stop getting all googly eyed and giddy after a boy tells me that he likes me. But since I’m not done with that, I guess it’s okay to get googly eyed and happy over boys.  And by “boys,” I mean, “big burly manly alpha male men.”

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I could complain about getting hit with not only a head cold, but also my period on December 23rd. But waking up next to a hilarious, hot, naked Jew who is great in bed is a pretty awesome Christmas gift and pretty much makes up for it. Take that, 2008! You will not get the [...]

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