Archive For The “libertarian boyfriend” Category

Ugh.

By | July 21, 2009

This afternoon, we drove out to West Chester to run some errands and saw a few dozen horses, about 4 cows, and a beaver.  Every single animal made me cry like a big idiot because they’re so cute. Moments like this make me hate my other half.  Up until him, I had a cold, blackened [...]

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Why my neighborhood rules..

By | July 20, 2009

This is also why the new insult in our home is “Suck my huevos!” Please note the locally made, blue corn tortillas we picked up from the Mexican butcher down the street for $1.  Yum!

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ASKDJHWIORUOPWR

By | April 27, 2009

I have not had a cigarette since about 1-ish am on April 25th. I have wanted to kill someone since about 9 am on April 25th. I’m pretty angry and bitter about this, but I guess it’s passing. I feel weird and lightheaded, and the god awful heat isn’t helping me not be in an [...]

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What a difference a year and a half makes.

By | April 23, 2009

During the Fall semester of 2007, I met this major pain in the ass, hereby known as Libertarian —-. Libertarian —- worked my last fucking nerve, but I thought he was attractive enough to try working my magic on. Due to a lot of life circumstances and bad timing, nothing ever happened, but we spent [...]

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The Shield vs. Philadelphia Police

By | April 14, 2009

The Shield is supposedly a make-believe fantasy land in which an elite group of detectives – The Strike Team – regularly work outside the law to bust gang related crime in Farmington, a low-income, high crime, fictional neighborhood in Los Angeles. The show – which sadly went off the air late last year – also [...]

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I am simultaneously an asshole and an awesome girlfriend.

By | April 7, 2009

Last night, I told Libertarian Boyfriend that I was going to make German Chocolate cupcakes. I followed that statement with, “oh crap. Too soon?” We’ve decided to rename them “Jewish Oppression Cupcakes.” (Bonus lulz: When using the search terms “jew site:drunkenatheist.com,” I found out that the ADL and Google have teamed up to let me [...]

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Oh, it all comes together now.

By | March 31, 2009

Oh lol. Sourcewatch profile for Mackubin Thomas Owens FPRI profile for Mackubin Thomas Owens – humorously, the easiest one to find Sourcewatch profile for Project for the New American Century Main site for Project for the New American Century Letter to Congress on Increasing U.S. Ground Forces from the Project for the New American Century, [...]

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Do I smell a slew of new ringtones?

By | March 31, 2009

Barack Obama is Tired of Your Motherfucking Shit. I found it through chrissmari.org. You’ll be happy to know that my new texting ringtone on Libertarian Boyfriend’s phone is now “Sure, you can have my number, baby!” And well, the thought of the President trying to scam bar ass makes me giggle. Hard. Then again, that [...]

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Argh

By | March 26, 2009

I hate it when I feel like I should update my blog, but I have little to nothing of substance to write. Often, it’s not that I have little to nothing of substance to write, but it’s that I have nothing to post that is appropriate for public consumption. I mean, I guess I could [...]

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So very very tired.

By | March 19, 2009

I am working on my second 7-10 page paper that is due this afternoon. I powered through the first one all night and finally took a nap with Libertarian Boyfriend somewhere around 6 am. I say “nap” because it’s now 9 am and I have been awake for about an hour. I am not a [...]

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