Archive For The “fatty” Category
Mmmm! You scream, I scream, we all scream for Jewish Shiksa Apple Cake! Because apples at the Vietnamese/Chinese grocery store are dirt cheap, making Shiksa Apple Cake readily available at a moment’s notice! —- If you’re reading this from my Facebook notes, please go to the original blog post (located here) to comment.
After oral surgery yesterday (which went swimmingly. Thank you, nitrous!), I’m finally getting back into the swing of things today. Like always, enjoy! In response to the “no one should have to go broke because they get sick” Facebook meme, a bunch of conservatives and libertarians started with a “no one should have to go [...]
Enjoy! To kick things off, go visit Lauren at Oh Dear Lauren.com, a collection of open letters she’s written to various individuals, entities, random objects, and body parts. Arkansas Fire Chief Don Payne launches into a long overdue tirade about police abuse of power while fighting multiple traffic tickets in court. The police response? Shooting [...]
This is one of the many reasons Libertarian Boyfriend and I work: Pork tenderloin medallions with apple cider sauce on a bed of pickled red cabbage accompanied by latkes topped with homemade applesauce and sour cream. —- If you’re reading this from my Facebook notes, please go to the original blog post (located here) to [...]
This, kids, is exactly why garbage like Kraft Ready-to-Eat Cheesecake Filling will never make actual cheesecake. Real cheesecake is your reward for walking slightly over 2 miles to locate 2 more bricks of cream cheese of 11:30 at night because you realized that you had planned to use the wrong recipe. This, my friends, is [...]
I totally stole this photo from Smorgasbite.com So… I figured out a pretty decent approximation of Trader Joe’s Spicy Fat-free Black Bean Dip. Step 1: Puree the living crap out of the following: 15.5 oz black beans (drained & rinsed) 1/4 c water 2 T tomato paste 1/4 t onion powder 1 T apple cider [...]
This is also why the new insult in our home is “Suck my huevos!” Please note the locally made, blue corn tortillas we picked up from the Mexican butcher down the street for $1. Yum!
Oatmeal Liverwurst Meat loaf Tapioca pudding Wheaties Don’t judge me. All of these foods are delicious and you know it.
Bella Vista Natural Foods (BVNF) is Becoming a Co-Op There will be a meeting at Palumbo Recreation Center on Wednesday June 10, 7pm to explore converting BVNF from a conventional retail space to a cooperative grocery. We have been entertaining the idea of becoming a co-op for several months and have gotten an enthusiastic response [...]
Last night, I told Libertarian Boyfriend that I was going to make German Chocolate cupcakes. I followed that statement with, “oh crap. Too soon?” We’ve decided to rename them “Jewish Oppression Cupcakes.” (Bonus lulz: When using the search terms “jew site:drunkenatheist.com,” I found out that the ADL and Google have teamed up to let me [...]
