Archive For The “oldhead” Category
Yesterday was my birthday. On Saturday night, I rung in the weekend with trips to Devil’s Den (duck fries make me fucking weep), Rim Cafe (where Rene made me a drink about as large as my fuckin’ head. #TRUTH), and The Dive (where I got to see the cutest grey and white pit bull. HE [...]
And to Shirley McClaine‘s psychic friend lovin’ ass And to MechaStreisand And to Jean-Paul Gaultier And to Mumia Abu-Jamal And to Cedric the Entertainer‘s overrated ass And to Eric Balfour‘s not gettin’ enough work ass And to Kelly Clarkson‘s Girl Power-lite ass But most importantly, it’s a happy birthday to me!
I’d like to point out that there is nothing scarier than seeing your brand new, 21 ounce jar of garlic stuffed olives replaced with a half-eaten jar of olives after a night of dirty martinis. Luckily, I was informed that after a few drinks, we just started throwing back olives like they were going out [...]
Enjoy! Hey laaaaaadies! This evening, you can be a part of the National Single Cougars Convention. Cougar in the Demi Moore-Ashton Kutcher sense, not as in the wild cat sense; naturally, I give this event the drunkenatheist.com endorsement. Don’t bother going to law school, as there’s a good chance you won’t be able to get [...]
Today, I am 30 years old. 30. The big 3-0. The age when – if Hollywood romantic comedies are any indication – you’re supposed to start settling down. (Although, as a woman, I think I’m the one who’s already supposed to be settled down, while my man-child boyfriend/fiance/husband is supposed to be the one with [...]
IF ONE MORE ON CAMPUS DWELLING CRY BABY COMPLAINS ABOUT TEMPLE NOT CANCELING CLASSES TODAY, I MAY VERY WELL CURB STOMP SOME MOTHERFUCKERS. Seriously? We got 2, maybe 3 inches, and most of it is slush right now. If we had 6+ inches dumped on us and Temple didn’t cancel classes, I could be a [...]
…but hot damn, either the cougars are a hot commodity at Temple or I’m aging really well. I just can’t shake the younger boyfriends (and girlfriend). And I’m apparently almost down to my vegan weight (and only outweighing Roommate #1 – the skinny bitch that she is – by under 15 lbs)? How the fuck [...]
