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Yesterday was my birthday. On Saturday night, I rung in the weekend with trips to Devil’s Den (duck fries make me fucking weep), Rim Cafe (where Rene made me a drink about as large as my fuckin’ head. #TRUTH), and The Dive (where I got to see the cutest grey and white pit bull. HE [...]
And to Shirley McClaine‘s psychic friend lovin’ ass And to MechaStreisand And to Jean-Paul Gaultier And to Mumia Abu-Jamal And to Cedric the Entertainer‘s overrated ass And to Eric Balfour‘s not gettin’ enough work ass And to Kelly Clarkson‘s Girl Power-lite ass But most importantly, it’s a happy birthday to me!
Today, I am 30 years old. 30. The big 3-0. The age when – if Hollywood romantic comedies are any indication – you’re supposed to start settling down. (Although, as a woman, I think I’m the one who’s already supposed to be settled down, while my man-child boyfriend/fiance/husband is supposed to be the one with [...]
Let me preface this with the following: http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/04/23/gas.prices/index.html?eref=rss_latest The first time I got gas, I paid a whopping $.85 a gallon. California is home to the nation’s highest average gas price, $3.87 for regular unleaded; diesel is pushing $4.43 a gallon, according to Troy Green of AAA. San Francisco is the most expensive city, averaging [...]
