Archive For The “open letter” Category
Dearest Jews, After searching every conceivable search term on the Joann Fabrics website and being unable to find any Star of David, Menorah, or Dreidel cookie cutters, I now feel your pain re: being a religious minority in December. I know that the craft stores have some Hanukkah related merchandise, because I’ve seen it with [...]
Now that I’ve had a week or so to step back and look at things a little differently, I feel badly for you. I re-read your myspace and facebook profiles, and all I can do is hold back from crying, because you and I both know it’s all a bunch of bullshit. You can talk [...]
I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever see any of the Lord of the Rings movies. (Well, barring me becoming an overly emotional cutter fuck or something. I had originally said “suicidal,” but I can think of much better ways to go. This is the exact type of melodramatic bullshit that cutters latch [...]
