Archive For The “republocrats” Category

Is Rand Paul gonna have to stomp a bitch?

By | October 26, 2010

He doesn’t need to, he’s got a few over-zealous supporters who are more than happy to do so! If you haven’t heard yet, Lauren Valle, an activist with MoveOn, showed up to the Paul-Conway debate on Monday night to present Paul with an award from “Republicorp.” Republicorp is a fictitious entity made up by MoveOn [...]

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You know the best way to “never forget” 9/11? Constantly milking the tragedy.

By | September 11, 2010

On September 11th, 2001, I was working as a receptionist. The entire company (sans me) gathered into the conference room to watch CNN coverage of the attacks and began milking the tragedy by 10 am. What was really infuriating was that I did actually know people in both NYC and DC, yet folks who just [...]

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Staceyann Chin reads Cindy Sheehan

By | July 27, 2010

If you needed a reminder of why Cindy Sheehan is an awesomeschmaltz human being and why Glenn Beck is a douchnozzled asshole, there it is. What the fuck have you done with your life?

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Half man, half bear….all pig.

By | June 25, 2010

At least she wasn’t a loli.

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Classy, Babette Josephs. Real classy.

By | April 23, 2010

Pa. incumbent: Foe feigning bisexuality for votes PHILADELPHIA — The old tactic of dragging out an opponent’s sexual skeletons for political gain is being turned on its head in the City of Brotherly Love. In a left-leaning district anchored by a roughly three-square-block area known as the Gayborhood, where gay pride rainbows grace even the [...]

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Philly’s proposed new biking laws

By | November 24, 2009

In light of three incidents that were years in the making, the city of Philadelphia has decided to propose some new laws for bicyclists. Let’s be clear about a few things: The majority of the bicyclists I have seen drive like dickheads. The majority of car drivers I have seen drive like dickheads. The bicyclists [...]

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And you wonder why libertarians are assholes.

By | November 24, 2009

This is going to become my stock libertarian photo.  Hey, it’s better than Bob Barr! As I have mentioned on my blog previously (see here), I was a victim of backstabbing by a college arm of the Democratic Party.  I don’t know the exact reasons, but judging from the little bit I do know, I [...]

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Happy Halloween!

By | October 31, 2009

Zombama (\ˈzäm-ˈbä-mə\): noun, one who blindly follows President Barack Obama’s every wish and supports every piece of legislation he supports/signs, no matter how un-Democratic the policy is. See also: redneck and homophobe.  Antonym: Paultard, Truther, and freedom fighter. There, now I think I’ve managed to offend everyone who could possibly be reading!  Happy Halloween, and [...]

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By the by? On the People’s Glorious Republic of God-King Obama’s Hate Crimes Legislation

By | October 29, 2009

This was originally directed to the Zombama/Obamatron 4000/Barackobot who is now running my unversity’s chapter of College Democrats. He blindly accepts, follows, and loves everything the party tells him and in a surprise passive-aggressive move (lol), he posted the CNN link to the hate crimes bill to a mutual friend who has recently broken ties [...]

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On Polanski’s arrest and Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize

By | October 10, 2009

I don’t understand why it is that Samantha Geimer – the victim in Roman Polanski’s rape case – isn’t being listened to. She was raped by Polanski over 30 years ago. Her mother pressed charges against him on her behalf (and from what I’ve read, without her knowledge or consent). And now, the state is [...]

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